>>philosophy<<

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::how to spot a monkey:::

Today, there are those that look just like a normal human. Today, there are those that have clothes, haircuts, and shoes, just like a regualr human beings. Today, there are those that act a bit strange, loud, obnoxious, and downight silly, but they look like regular, ordinary, everyday humans. They are not. The are the hidden, the infiltration, the Monkeys.
Being of extraordinary intellect and of outstanding moral conviction, these Monkeys were chosen to become in every way, as human-looking as possible. Do not think that these are the monkeys dressed in human clothes that act silly for national television, for these Infiltrators are, to the naked eye, as human as anyone else. They simply can not be told apart from others. They are disguised. The secret to the disguises is not something that anyone may find out about. In actuality, it is even a secret to the Monkeys themselves. All they know is that they wake up looking human, and with a mission. Cause chaos.

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>>>>>what CHAOS is.<<<<<

Cha-os (k -os) n. Utter disorder. -cha-ot'ic, adj."

Webster's New Compact Dictionary

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+++++++the inspired monkey daily chaos initiative+++++++

Everyday, the upright primates (humans) are out to form themselves into creatures of habit, creatures of routine. This is a violation of what the idea of life truly is. From the creation of the first Monkey, to the death of the last, all will be ruled by random chance. When one will be born is merely the random chance that fertilization will occur within the female. When one will die is merely the random chance when one of the parts of the Monkey will stop working, or by the intervention of some outside source, be it falling from the tree, starving from the lack of food, or being shot by a hunter. This is how life truly is. The Upright Primate looks to create a job what will put him through the same routine everyday, a home life that will put him though a series of events that are based on what he went though growing up, and a death that will be easy and non-creative. This is a violation of life.
As the followers of the Monkey Chaos, one must strive to instill chaos not only in their own everyday life, but into the lives of others. This chaos must be non harmful, and non vindictive, but must loosen the belief of the Upright Primate that everything will fall under a certain set of rules for everyday living, and that one always knows what will happen next.

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(((Theory and Dissection of Chaos)))

Some people probably alread have the wrong idea about what we want. We want chaos. Pure and simple fun time chaos. Now, what are you thinking that I am asking for? Cars to be driving on the wrong side of the street? Looting and shooting? Free for all violence and help yourself to kill, maim and destroy? Cute idea... BUT IT'S WRONG! That's not "chaos" that's a fucking stupid idea of anarchy and nihilism. That's not the Monkey Way... The Monkey Way is for FUN, and EQUALITY, and most of all, to shake the idea that life is a monotonous drone in which we are all trapped. Life is a series of unpredictable, unintelligable events, and one should live like it is! Wear underwear on the outside of clothes! Yell positive things at people on the sidewalk! Call in sick on a sunny afternoon! Belch in a crowded theatre! THIS is the CHAOS we are after as Monkeys! Don't be a meanyhead, be unpredictable. Be a Monkey.

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||||||||||the divine monkey music chaos theory||||||||||

Chaos is merely a set of events that are uncontrollable by any outside intervention, these events are random, and sporadic. Music is merely a window in chaos that someone found a bit of rhythm and harnessed it into a "song".
Take a handful of pebbles. Throw them into the air over a drum set. Doing this repeatedly, one will discover that the pebbles, in their random landing patterns can and will make a recognizable drum beat.
This is music from chaos.
Take the same pebbles, and throw them over a piano. The same will happen. Within the chaos of the landing pebbles, music will be made.
Do the same over a guitar. The same will happen. There will be a creation of music from the random everyday acts of nature.