(a.k.a. Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: HEY! I thought the Trade Paperback was going to have Joe's "Origins" special in it!! But when I got it, the special wasn't there!! Why in the hell wasn't the special "Origins" pages in there?!
A. Cuz we f*cked up, that's why! Yes, "Origins" was supposed to be in the Trade Paperback, but it was left out when the book finally went into production. We plan to release special "Origins" comics soon with the beginnings of a lot of Yakking Bull's characters, and Joe will be the first one done. Following that will be Pisswiggle, Raunch, Lil Darlin, Kommander Kondom, Super-Guy...Whoever, and the list goes on. Our dream is to do "Origins" of all the characters. Whether that happens or not remains to be seen.. But, as for the "Origins" in the Trade Paperback, it ended up as the same fate as the four pages missing from Issue-6...
Q:I am playing Destroyer Of Worlds, and on the part that says about Impervious and stuff, it says to take your Armor/2 to see how many you have to take. Why?
A: Actually, you need to take as many Impervious and Weakness as your Armor, not your Armor/2. That was a bit of a mess-up on our parts (yah, like YOU'VE never screwed up!).
Q: Joe would have it so good with Lil'. Why does he constantly go back to Latex Lucy? (After all, she's a blow up doll for Chrissakes!)
A: I think it's because Lucy doesn't talk back. Also, you know the old joke? Well, you have a woman yelling at the back door, and the dog yelling at the front. Who do you let in first? The dog, cuz at least he'll shut up when you let him in.
Q: Where has Joe-X200 and Lil-X5 been? I haven't seen either since Issue-9??
A: During Issue-9, the Creator stepped in and banished all the evil things (i.e. the entire World Domination Force) to a mystical place called the Abyss. However, by sheer fluke, Joe-X made a cameo appearance in one frame in Issue-10. Bue, you can bet that the two evil ones will make a return sooner or later.
Q: You've come up with Gino, Fruitallante, Raunch, and Viagra Spik. Do you have any other plans to bring in other giant monsters?
A: Hell Yeah!! We've got a LOT of new monsters lined up for Gino to battle. In fact, there's been discussions of Gino getting his own comic book line, AND a monster-fun roleplaying/boardgame! I can't help it, I grew up watching the old Godzilla films, so it had to happen here in Yakking Bull sooner or later...
Q: So, is Lil going to be a permanent on again, off again sort of thing?
A: Right now, Lil remains as an on/off character, until we can work out some sort of more permanent story and role for her.
Q: What's the status on the things you said before, like action figures, the animated shows, and different t-shirts?
A: Right now, the status of those things is officially a no-go. As we've stated in the most recent What's Gnu, the only two things that we're continuing on at this time is the comic itself, and the roleplaying games that have already been released.
Q: I don't have a credit card, and I want to order, dammit! Where can I send an order?? A: At this time, the address to Yakking Bull Comics seems to be shifting a lot. However, you can send things to Brian Barrow c/o Yakking Bull Comics, 803 4th Avenue, Plattsmouth, NE 68048. But, don't memorize this or anything. We're working on a PO Box now, which will become the permanent address for us. We just ask you to be patient, and shut the fuck up.
Q: How do we contact Yakking Bull? A: Very Good Question! Here are some various
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Snail Mail: **At this time, this address is in the process of being changed**