The Totally Misguided Photo Gallery
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Joe and His Friends
The Unfortunate Soul Known Only as RoadKill Joe Righter of wrongs, our beloved hero Road Kill Joe saves the world from evil, attempts to score with Lil' Darlin', all while trying to cross the highway unscathed. Joe has survived over 10 issues so far, and has starred in two roleplaying game books. Joe's current job is unknown, as is his ability to stay afloat financially. Joe was born on April 13th, 1974, at 1:13 pm. See if you're smart enough to figure that one out!! Debut: RKJ 1 |
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Lil' Darlin Created by Doc so that Joe would have a girlfriend. Jealous of Latex Lucy because Lucy still sees more action with Joe than she does. Briefly became Joe-X's concubine. Appears sporatically in the series. Like any typical female, she comes and goes when she pleases. Debut: RKJ 5 |
Pisswiggle Born from redneck inbreeders from Mississippi, Pisswiggle was hatched from an egg. Because of this, Pisswiggle is sterile (Thank God!) He died briefly (RKJ 3) at the hands of Doc (accidentally of course). Can lash his tongue like a frog (or like another well-known amphibious character, but meesa thinks he should not be named). Pisswiggle is the genius of the family sporting a very impressive IQ of 3. He is the runt of the litter. Debut: RKJ 1 (Pisswiggle 2.0- RKJ 9) |
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Doc Joe's true friend and confidant. Doc helps Joe out of a lot of scrapes...but Doc also puts Joe into a lot of scrapes too. This is the second of Doc's looks, and the Creator's personal favorite. Doc created Lil' Darlin' for Joe so Joe had someone else to love him (more than what a plastic blow-up doll can do.) Accidentally used up one of Pisswiggle's lives back in Issue #3. Doc has lots of grey matter, but not much muscle. Debut: RKJ 3. |
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