"Tell me when you make it out of Oz."
written upside-down--"I'm the clown that came to town to sign your yearbook upside down."
"God made the rivers, God made the lakes, God made (insert name), but hey! We all make mistakes!"
"Call 1-800-Collect, save up to 44%."
signed on the crease of the page--"Cows moo! Ducks quack! I'm the first one to sign your crack!"
"Jessie, I got jealous when you got A's on your tests, but then I saw how stupid you are."
Someone spelled their name wrong. Not saying who, cuz I might embarrass them.
Now this one's really lame. (everytime this says auto, there's a picture of a car--"I auto cry, I auto laugh, to think you want my autograph."
"Invite me over sometime" (*lol* Chrissy).
"Feel free to call everytime, anytime" submitted by some ugly freak with no name.
"Stay away from ferris wheels."
Anymore weird ones you'd like to add, email me.
Fortune Cookies
These are some weird fortunes I've received on Excite. "You secretly long to be a Spice Girl." "Somebody wants your body." "This fortune cookie is wrong." "Get outta town, fast!" "Help! I'm trapped in a virtual fortune cookie factory!" "A laughing, jolly man plots your demise." "You aspire to be a Viking." "You ARE right most of the time."
Quotes
"Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end" from that SemiSonic song. "Thou shalt pay bills" from Destiny's Child, "Bills, Bills, Bills". "Cotton--the fabric of our lives." "You think you're hot shi* on a gold platter, but you're just cold poo on a paper plate." "May your life be as long and useful as toilet paper!" "I can, Dave, I say it: Rule the world. Bwah ha ha ha!" "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." "If at first you don't succeed, find out why." "Think of every person that aggravates you as a test of your patience."
Some Good Points
You know how people say, "It's always in the last place you look"? Well, duh!! Why would you keep looking after you find it?!? Or when people say, "I don't mean to offend you but..." I mean, it's obvious they're gonna offend you anyway!!! Or when people say, "You want to know what I think?" Well, I guess I don't have much of a choice, now do I!! If I say no, you're just gonna tell me anyway!! Also, people that will get off their asses and search all over the room for the remote controller but won't change the channel manually.
