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Welcome to Justice 4.1
Docket # 41-8080 filed 29 September 2100
In the matter of the United States of America, Plaintiff-Appellee vs. I.M. Somebody, Defendant - Appellant.
How do you plead? [G = guilty, N = not guilty, press F6 for nolo contender]
>N
Please upload your defense.
>C:\My Programs\Legal\Linux Defense
Upload Complete!
Please wait for deliberation............ Complete [deliberations took 0.9 seconds]
We're sorry, you have been found Guilty As Charged. You have been sentenced to ten years in a federal penitentiary of your choice.
Would you like to appeal?
>Y
Appeal granted!
Would you like to change your plea?
>N
Please upload your defense.
>C:\My Programs\ Legal\Linux Defense\Alpha Test\Plea Bargain
Upload Complete
Please wait for deliberation........... Complete! [deliberations took 0.03 seconds.]
We're sorry Mr. Somebody, your appeal has been denied and your conviction upheld.
Your sentence will remain unchanged.
>HELP
Would you like to report a technical issue?
>Y
Please wait while we review your session's transcript............. Complete.
Sorry, no technical issues detected. If you feel this system was in error, please email technical support at helpmeplease@justice.com
This system takes technical issues very seriously, and strives to serve each request in a prompt and efficient manner. Please remember to include your name, contact information, computer system, name and version of your legal software along with case number and any other information you believe pertinent to your request. All reports are reviewed on a first come first serve basis.
>Shift Ctrl-Alt F3
Welcome to the Plea Bargain Wizard! This wizard will assist you with your plea bargain process.
Please upload your counsel software.
>C:\My Programs\Legal\Mac-Microsoft\Good Times\Free Me Now
Upload complete.
Please wait for deliberation..................
Sorry, you have either chosen invalid software or your file is corrupt.
Please upload your counsel software.
>C:\My Program\Legal\Shareware\Mercy\Give Somebody A Break
[[[Mercy ver. 9.08]]]
Would you like [R]estrained negotiation, [N]ormal negotiation, or [A]ggressive negotiation.
>A
[[Software uploaded and engaged. Good luck.]]
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Please wait for negotiations to be complete........... Complete! [negotiations took 1.21 seconds.]
Your sentence has been negotiated to six months probation and time served.
Is this satisfactory?
>Y
>EXIT
Returning to Justice
Congratulations on your successful plea bargain. Your sentence is effective immediately.
Do you have any other pending cases?
>N
Thank you for using givesomebodyabreak.com
Have a good day.
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