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By Jason Whitlock
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You would think his name is Kobe Tillman or Pat
Bryant. You would think Kobe Bryant is an American hero, shuttling back and
forth between
"The mental part
that
Yes,
RamKo-be, the American TV ratings superhero predicted
by Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, has finally hit the NBA playoffs.
We,
the media, are thoroughly impressed that RamKo can
fight
Tuesday
night, RamKo dropped 42 points on the Spurs, and
commentators and journalists are hailing it as one of the most remarkable
performances in NBA history. The performance, which included a 15-point fourth
quarter and 15-of-27 shooting, sparked Shaquille
O'Neal to call RamKo the greatest player ever. One of
Phil Jackson's assistants compared RamKo's effort to
the flu shots that Air Jordan once rained on the Portland Trail Blazers during
the NBA Finals.
All
this hype is because RamKo pleaded not guilty to
sexual-assault charges inside a
RamKo, crime fighter by day, hoop-head by night, is
making a habit of spectacular performances immediately after he duels judges
and prosecutors.
RamKo in action |
Estimated
travel time from Eagle, Court house
to Total time: 3
hours, 49 minutes. · April 28th vs. Rockets · March 24th vs. Kings · December 19th vs. Nuggets |
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in December, he hit a game-winning shot to beat the Nuggets. In March, he
spanked the Kings with 36 points. In
You'll
hear all about it tonight on ABC as the Lakers and Spurs resume a series that's
deadlocked at 2-2. You'll see the footage of Kobe Bryant in business attire,
entering a not-guilty plea. You'll see him get into a chauffeured SUV, get
whisked to an airport, enter another chauffeured vehicle and emerge at the
No
one will comment about the absurdity and the stupidity of the situation.
Not
once will you hear anyone speak this truth: "Man, it's a damn shame that
Kobe Bryant is putting himself, his teammates, his fans and his family through
all of this crap. Wow. As good as he played Tuesday, just think: If the idiot
hadn't stepped out on his wife and slept with a teenage woman he didn't know,
he might have been even better Tuesday night. Or maybe the Lakers would be
winning this series and wouldn't find themselves in so much turmoil. But these
are the dangers of a high-profile, married man sleeping with a teenager he's
only known for 30 minutes. You might catch a case and wind up on national TV
looking like Boo-Boo the Fool."
That
captures the sad reality of RamKo's existence. RamKo isn't Martin Luther King Jr. writing a letter from an
RamKo is not Pat Tillman.
There's nothing heroic about fighting rape allegations by day and playing
basketball by night. Nothing.
Most people accused of
sexual assault don't get the benefit of 20,000 supporters showering them with
love just hours after a court appearance.
Well,
there's Michael Jackson. But besides me, Jacko has
virtually no defenders in the media. You'll never convince me that Michael is
capable of the crimes he's accused of. I just don't believe it.
Excuse
me, let me get back to RamKo.
I like Kobe Bryant, and I've made no negative judgments about his guilt or
innocence.
I'm
just sick of the way the media is manipulating this story for ratings and
attention. Mark Cuban predicted this. He said the
The
story before Lakers playoff games used to be about the throwback jersey
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