Johnny Cochrane: Why would a Wookie, an
eight-foot-tall Wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall
Ewoks. That does not make sense. [...] It does not make sense.
Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin'
about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I'm am not
making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to
remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the
Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of
this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor
you must acquit. The defense rests. |