"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
"Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will."
"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
"Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die."
"Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs."
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
"All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."
Homer : "No beer and no TV make Homer something something..."
"Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world."
Marge : "Go crazy?"
Homer : "Don't mind if I do!!"
