Lyrics To The Original Movie soundtrack

U + Me = Us (Calculus) I’m losing my hair And my vision is shady Last night I dreamt Of an overweight lady But I need a young thing To keep up with my pace To hold me in her arms And take me straight to second base I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us Sing it Chad, for me I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us Calculus We're together Girl, algebra or trigonometry Could never equal up To what you do to me So let's integrate, don't differentiate If you were in my class There aint no way I could pass I hate English, gym And not to mention I can't even afford to pay my attention No philosophy Could ever come between us Because we'll always have our calculus I know my calculus it says U + Me = Us Said I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us Calculus Calculus Well, I’ve never been good at history And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee When it comes to cosines I know a thing or two And i'd kick ass on a test about me and you I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us I know my calculus it says u + me = us Calculus you plus sign me equals sign us you plus sign me equals sign us Girl, no subject comes close to you I know my calculus I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us I know my calculus It says U + Me = Us [Back] 2Gether We're all gonna hang together You and me forever You're the one I treasure together, together Hang together You and me forever You're the one I treasure together, together Gotta, gotta get it, gotta get it down Gotta, gotta get it, gotta get it together baby If you're alone and you're feeling blue Then turn to the person next to you There's not a thing that we can't do together, together And when you're hurting deep inside Don't turn away, don't ask why Open your heart and don't be shy together, together Because we are the ones, the same through and through I'm here for you Girl don't be blue Listen to me Is what we'll do We're all gonna hang together You and me forever You're the one I treasure together, together Hang together You and me forever You're the one I treasure together, together Gotta, gotta get it, gotta get it down Gotta, gotta get it, gotta get it together baby Gotta, gotta get it, gotta get it down Gotta, gotta get it, gotta get it together baby And when you're walking down the street Just smile at everyone you meet, yeah We're all dancing to the beat together, together Because we're the one, the same through and through I'm here for you Girl don't be blue Listen to me Here's what we'll do Were all gonna hang, together You and me forever You're the one I treasure together, together Hang together You and me forever You're the one I treasure together, together We're five guys together Singing in harmony for you Doug, Mickey, Jerry, Chad, QT yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Were all gonna hang, together You and me forever You're the one I treasure together, together Hang together You and me forever You're the one I treasure together, together Hang together You and me forever You're the one I treasure together, together Hang together You and me forever You're the one I treasure together, together Hang together (hang together) [Back] Before We Say Goodbye Before we say goodbye Before we turn and walk away Let's give it one more try Before we say goodbye Before we close that door Before we go our seperate ways Let's stop and find out why Before we say goodbye We've been down this road before And always made it through But in case we break up Can I still have sex with you? Before we lose this love Before we throw it all away Girl, don't do another guy Before we say goodbye Don't wanna say goodbye Before we say goodbye We've been down this road before And always made it through But in case we break up Can I still have sex with you? Before we lose this love Before we throw it all away Girl, don't do another guy Before we say goodbye Before we say goodbye Oh, don't you make me cry Before we say goodbye [Back] Visualize Sometimes you must live through darkness In order to see the light You must visualize Close your eyes, visualize The most beautiful girl that could be Just one sight, mesmerize It's like gazing right in a sea Floating down the street She stands out Like a candle light When I look in her eyes I'm not having sight Couldn't change this feeling So I walked to her with a vision in my mind With a hand on my face and a smile on hers I softly say goodnight Close your eyes, visualize The most beautiful girl that could be Just one sight, mesmerize It's like gazing right in a sea Never dreamt of one that could possess This gift of gold She sees beyond Through the darkest times She knows my soul Will she be my girl If she of this world Will I ever know When the time is right She will be my light She is my angel Close your eyes, visualize The most beautiful girl that could be Just one sight, mesmerize It's like gazing right in a sea A touch of sand, from a far away land Gazing at perfection in the palm of my hand A touch from her face, that far away place There's no one above her Her spirit and grace Close your eyes, visualize The most beautiful girl that could be Just one sight, mesmerize It's like gazing right in a sea [Back] "5GETHER" It's 2gether, whoa It's 2gether, whoa Number 2-g-e-t-h-e-r It's the CD you play in your car Drive to, cry to, blow that star Like a one who makes ten strokes under par So tell me how far you can get As the superstar slide show that ain't it Don't throw no fit just ride on the energy It's 2gether from now until infinity Chorus: We are five 2gether We do our thing baby And sing (5gether) We are five 2gether We do our thing baby And sing (5gether) See all the girls with their hands in the air You can tell by their screams this ain't Lillith Fair We're in a world now two G's dragon's lair And we'll take off our shirts if you double dog dare Split in my pants as I sit in a chair Revenge of the nerds, funny hollywood squares Trippping, skipping, to my little hooch Choo-choo's comin' through fast on the move (Chorus) Rub a dub dub, sweet love in a tub We're here to a hug, kiss, and give ya back rub Had to scratch our way from down in the mud We weren't discovered in no Mickey Mouse Club Playing our dub, looking for a deal We're shooting for real with five on the bill Five on the court, championship You can't eat one of these potato chips These are the flavor hits, as it rubs your hips Through the eye of a needle we need a player-hatin' people Sequel, equal to none 2gether, masterpiece, job's done If there's gonna be 5 of us, why not call us 5gether? (Chorus 2x) This is a new math fools We're 2 to the G breaks all the rules And 1 times 5 is 2 It's five times the noise comin' back at you (Chorus 3x) "Awesum LuvR" Old people tell me I'm still too young To take a lady's hand and give it the tongue What do they know about puberty About being 14 and all filled with needs Mary Kay Letourneau, she knew the truth It's all the young dudes who got the best moves, yeah Call me the heartthrob, that was my choice I'm just a nice guy with a pretty dope voice If your a girl with humor inside Come get with me girl, I'm gonna make you smile If you get scared I'll take you by the hand I'll show you heaven, I will be your dream man Chorus: You need an Awesum LuvR Gonna be your number one man Wanna be your real heartbreaker The best luvR (the best luvR) In all the land Wanna be your Awesum LuvR Wanna be your Awesum LuvR, luvR Awesum LuvR The best luvR (the best luvR) In all the land Are you sick of guys who come on too strong Who just want to see you wearing a tight thong I dont even know what a thong is But I got an A+ on the teen charm quiz Sit back, relax, and I won't hit on you Just let yourself drown in my big baby blues Okay, so I'm older than your average teen But baby I will treat you just like a queen I'm wise and mature and so generous too And I'll never use cuss words like "hump" or "screw" A smooth older man is just what you need Cause loving is better at a way slower speed (Chorus) Some ladies like guys who treat them like crap Has lots of tattoos and is all into rap Guess what, that's me, your own gangsta toy If you're the kind of girl who loves a real bad boy I wanna be your I wanna be your (Chorus) Awesum LuvR That's When I'll Be Gone" Girl, I think you really know me But you're afraid to trust me Stop doubting my intentions Why, Why don't you believe me There must be something you don't wanna mention I said I shouted from the mountain top My never-ending love That's what you got Chorus: When the sun don't shine And the moon won't glow When the rain don't fall When the wind don't blow When the earth won't spin And it's standing still That's when I'll be gone I ain't going nowhere Not if you won't be there I ain't going nowhere without you You, you're my inspiration The only motivation I have ever needed Dreams, you know I've got one baby You and me forever Let me just repeat it (Hey, Hey, Hey) I told you you could always count on me What can I do to put your mind at ease (Chorus) When the rivers dry And the oceans part (oceans part) When there's not one beat In a single heart (single heart) That's when I will stop (stop!) Stop lovin' you That's When I'll Be Gone I ain't going nowhere Not if you won't be there I ain't going nowhere without you When the stars disappear That's when I won't be near I knew the day I saw ya I'd always be there for ya Make no mistake, baby Love is here (Chorus) I ain't going nowhere Not if you won't be there I ain't going nowhere without you When the rivers dry (I ain't going nowhere) And the oceans part (baabaabaa) When there's not one beat (I ain't going nowhere) In a single heart (single heart) That's when I will stop (stop!) (I ain't going nowhere That's When I'll Be Gone "I Gave My 24/7 to You" You said jump I asked how high You made the rules that we lived by And now I find I've made a Frankenstein I spoiled you rotten Night and day I always let you get your way I did the crime Now I'm doing time Baby, for showing you I care I'm tearin' out my hair Baby, you never do your share You know it isn't fair I gave my 24/7 to you Doing everything you wanted to I got you sushi and yoga too You bought a ringer Just to put me through Girl, you know that it's true I gave my 24/7 to you Every time that we're alone You sit there talkin' on the phone It never ends Now I hate your friends Every time I tell you no You're quick to tell me where to go I'd leave it all If I had your balls Baby, I let you wear the pants You wore off the romance Baby, you never miss a chance To tell me I can't dance I gave my 24/7 to you Doing everything you wanted to I bought you Prada and Old Navy too You never wear 'em Now I'm feeling blue Girl, you know that it's true I gave my 24/7 to you Baby, it's true (baby it's true) I'll never ever ever Ever never be another one like you I gave my 24/7 to you Doing everything you wanted to I bought you Britney and Limp Bizkit, too You sold them back For money that I blew Girl, you know that it's true I gave my 24/7 to you "Right Where it Counts" We're alone in the room Playin' hexan and doom And now you're tellin' me goodbye (goodbye) So you want us apart That puts a knife in my heart And a tear welling up in my eye But let me remind you how much you have been blind too You've totally changed me, mixed me up, rearranged me My hair how you like Quit hangin' with Mike And now you repay me By tryin' to slay me I want you to know That you hit me too low And that I can barely breathe (Huh, huh, huh) If I told you that I'm bleeding inside Would you let me get off my knees (Let me get off my knees) (That really hurts) Right where it counts That's where you hit me Right where it counts I'm on my knees Right where it counts Stop kicking me, please Right where it counts C'mon, c'mon, yeah Right where it counts (Right where it counts) I used to play football I once was a goofball But you didn't like that No, you didn't like that The guys call me whipped My popularity slipped Because you just wanted a doormat We should've been friends And I'd do it again If you and I could get back Back on the highway I thought we'd share our lives Me husband, you wife Now I'm confused And battered and I'm bruised Why are you so mean Now you ruptured my spleen And my lowest extremities If we were alone And your parents weren't home I'd yell a hundred obsenities Chorus (2x) If I really loved you This is what you'd do Oh baby, I can love you Right through that pain Cause that's the way you show me How much you love me Or is it really something You're trying to say Chorus (2x) Right where it counts (12x) "Sister" You've always told me If I ever wanna live If I find a better girl Someone who lets me breathe That you wouldn't stand in my way Oh girl, I never meant to break your heart Chorus: I, I promise you I didn't know, oh no She was your sister, sister What could I do She is so dope Oh yeah I couldnt resist her Your little sister And who would've thought (would've thought) She's really that young Unlike you, kisses good with her tongue Oh please don't stand in my way I guess it really doesn't matter if If I break your heart Oh yeah (Chorus) How, oh how could I know How could he know How could he know, how I really, really didn't know (Chorus 2x) What? How old is she anyway? Sister "The Way You Do Me" Girl, the way you do me Girl, the way you do me Girl my head's on fire Since our very first kiss Dreamin' of us together Never dreamed this Took me up to your room To show me who you are Our cup is running over Or maybe it's your bra Chorus: Girl, the way you do me Makes me say wassup When you're finished I'm on the floor Feeling down, feeling up Girl, the way you do me Drivin' me insane I never felt this way before I tell you how I'm feeling There's nowhere to begin Like winning half a million And then kissing Phibin Girl, I know you're moody You blow hot and blow cold That's the way I like it You're what I want to hold (Chorus 2x) I'll Paris Blues and Gap you Can't wait to unwrap you You know I am feeling you Are you feelin' me If you didn't phone me See my sky turning black I wish my mom would loan me a couple of Prozac But I won't let it get to me I know you just forgot Cause girl you're always with me Even when you're not (Chorus 2x) Girl, the way you do me Girl, the way you do me "You're the Only One That's Real" When you kiss me, are you breathless When you touch me, do you fall apart Do you shiver when you dream Is there a pounding in your heart When I talk do you hear When I cry do you care When I wake up in the morning do you want me there Chorus: I want you to know me I want you to hold me To know who I am What I want When I feel you're the only one that's real I want you to know me I want you to hold me Cause when we kiss When we touch That's all I know You're the only one that's real When you call me, are you smiling When you leave me, does it make you sad Is there an emptiness you feel When we're together are you glad A Silence you told me If I'm crazy console me Cause in each other's arms is where I wanna stay (Chorus) You're the only one that's real The only one (Chorus) "I Wanna Know Your Name" C'mon, c'mon, c'mon C'mon, c'mon, c'mon I wanna know your name I never knew that love could put a spell on me Then you walked into the room, yeah, oh What to do Should I let my package show Or should I try and play it cool I've been foolin' I've been playin' For so long my heart's been waitin' To finally love someone like you, oh Now my heart's anticipatin' All the love we could be makin' I gotta get this message through Chorus: I wanna know your name I wanna know everything about you Driving me insane I wanna know your name How can I let you know I wanna get right next to you Checkin' the way you flow I wanna know your name Tell me now Where have you been all my life Are you real or just a dream You know I'm down Anything you want to do So won't you come and go with me I can take it Please don't fake it Here's my heart Now don't you break it Cause you know I'm all about you I am itching Can't deny it There's no creams out there Can't fight it What can I say, what can I do (Chorus) I want you I need you I really like to please you You got it (you got it) I need it (I need it) It's time that you believe it Spoken: You lookin' so fine tonight, baby I just wanna drive you around in my Viper Yeah We gonna speed through town, top down Your legs straddling the seat Oh man What's your name, what's your name, what's your name I wanna know your name What's your name, what's your name What's your name, what's your name (Chorus 2x) (What's your name, what's your name What's your name, what's your name) "U&U&Me" Let's get to know each other better In a special way I think about you, baby Each night and day But you're always hanging out With the girl next door You do each other's makeup And so much more Friday slumber parties When your parents are gone I think about you girls How we can get it on U & U & Me Together we make three In perfect harmony Just U & U & Me U & U & Me Together we make three A perfect fantasy Just U & U & Me (U & U & Me Together we make three) When I think about you girls It makes me feel so fine And when I call you on the phone I need the party line (What's up, girls?) Playing Spin the Bottle Kisses sweet as wine I must've won the lotto To hit U and U and I (Jackpot!) U & U & Me Together we make three, whoa U & U & Me Together we make three U & U & Me Together we make three, whoa U & U & Me Together we make three Listen girl When you kiss me On my mouth And down my neck All at the same time When you both whisper different things Into different ears I can't try to pretend, girlfriends U & U & Me Together we make three, whoa U & U & Me Together we make three, whoa U & U & Me Together we make three U & U & Me Together we make three U & U & Me "Regular Guy" I'm a kind of guy A girl takes home to mom With pleated khaki pants Cologne that's the bomb (Sure smell purdy) I shake her dad's hand And look him in the eye And tell him straight up I'm just a regular guy (I'll have her home by 9, sir) I'm a regular guy Who stays out of trouble A regular guy Says ma'am on the double (Let me get that for ya, ma'am) And I'm a regular guy Just like Dawson's Creek A regular guy Just don't call me a geek A geek, yeah Sometimes I remember What got me here It was fighting and cussing (Back off, I'm in a boy band) And showin' no fear (All right, time out, okay) I watch Jay Leno (He's funny) 7th Heaven too And I ask myself sometimes What would Jesus do? (Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change) I'm buds with my mom And I hang out with my dad (He's my buddy) I play everything safe So I'll never be sad (Boo-hoo) And I'm a regular guy Who stays out of trouble (let me get that for you, ma'am) A regular guy Says ma'am on the double (I'm on it) And I'm a regular guy Just like Dawson's Creek A regular guy Just don't call me a geek A geek, yeah (Don't push me!) Dammit, sometimes I wanna (Stop pushing me!) Smash things up (Who are you looking at?) Get jacked up And whacked up (I'm in a boy band, a boy band) And have to pee in a cup Son, put the pig down! Sir, this is a five star restaurant Let me see your ID You're coming with me What the hell's your problem? And I'm a regular guy (That's me) Who stays out of trouble (I don't want any trouble) A regular guy Says ma'am on the double And I'm a regular guy (I know the answer, sir) Just like Dawson's Creek A regular guy Just don't call me a geek A geek I'm a regular guy "You're my Baby Girl" 12th of April we decided it was time I was feeling good, you were looking fine On the basement floor with TRL behind You were lovin' me with Carson Daly on your mind (chorus) You're my baby girl You know that you are You're my honey bunch My sweet lucky star So put your hand in mine I will slap your sweet behind You're my baby girl E is for Erin and making out with you R is for wrong, that's what you like to do I is for eyes that are smiling at me N is for nasty, which we do constantly (chorus) Hot dogs and hamburger, unzip me please Erin likes ketchup, but go easy on the cheese I like to look down on her naked from above She's just like Gwenith Paltrow I'm like Shakespeare in Love (chorus) SAY IT DON'T SPRAY IT

Girl, I can't understand you

You're like reading a big fat book in hebrew & I can

tell by the way you drool

you don't mean to be cruel Oh baby,

fess up to your feelings

& tell me you need me

'cause your ass is very pleasing

Girl you've gotta say it say it

Don't spray it don't spray it

I want the news I want the news

not the weather

Say it(say it)

Don't spray it(don't spray it)

I want the news(I want the news)

not the weather

So say goodbye to those Levi's

& say hello to my sweet thighs

We can hokie pokie

just give me the okie dokie

Fess up to your feelings

Baby I'm needy

Oh baby, I'm really, really needy

Girl you've gotta say it (say it)

Don't spray it(don't spray it)

I want the news(I want the news)

not the weather

Say it(say it)

Don't spray it(don't spray it)

I want the news(I want the news)

not the weather

Wave your hands if you like

what's making ya wave your hands if you like

Don't you hear me now cheesing

your ass is so pleasing as long

as I'm breathing

it makes me all heaving

Come on, come

on everybody in the house

I want the news

He he, he he

Say it say it

Don't spray it don't spray it

I want the news I want the news

not the weather (repeats)

U+ME=US(CALCULUS)

I'm losing my hair

and my vision is shady

Last night I dreamt of an over weight lady

But I need a young thang

to keep up with my pace

to hold me in her arms

and take me straight to second base.

I know my calculus it says u + me = us

Sing it Chad for me

I know my calculus

it says u + me = us

Oh yeah, calculus...

Yeah, we're 2gether, we're 2gether

Rap: Girl, algebra, trigonometry

can never equal up to what you do to me

so, let's integrate don't differentiate

If you were in my class there's ain't no way I could pass

I hate english, gym & not to mention

I can't even afford to pay my attention (can't pay my attention)

not even philosophy can ever come between us but we will always have our calculus.

I know my calculus it says u + me = us

I know my calculus it says u + me = us

Calculus, calculus

Go go go go go Ooh baby,

oh lord

U + me = us

Well I've never been good at history

& I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee

When it comes to cousines,

I know a thing or 2

& I kicked ass on the test about me & you

I know my calculus

it says u + me = us

I know my calculus

it says u + me = us

U, plus sign,

me, equal sign, us

U, plus sign,

me, equal sign, us

U, plus sign,

me, equal sign, us

Oooh Girl,

no subject comes close to you 2gether,

sing it

I know my calculus

I know my calculus

it says u + me = us

Say I know my calculus it says u + me = us

Calculus

The Hardest Part of Breaking Up...Is Getting Back Your Stuff

2gether's in the house

Put your hands in the air

'Cause we'll make you bounce 2gether's in the house

Put your hands in the air

'Cause we'll make you bounce

2gether's in the house

Put your hands in the air

'Cause we'll make you bounce

2gether's in the house

Put your hands in the air

'Cause we'll make you bounce

It's been so long

since I've seen your face

So long since I've been to first base

Strike three you're out

I really miss

the feel of your kiss

But can I have back my things before I get really pissed

You had my heart, my soul, my attention

But you walked out of my life

with my CD collection

We're Breaking Up

Breaking up is hard enough

Say you had nothing but I called your bluff

You got my sweaters, my hat

I can't find my cat

The hardest part Of breaking up

Is getting back your stuff

2gether's in the house

Put your hands in the air

'Cause we'll make ya bounce

2gether's in the house

Put your hands in the air

'Cause we'll make you bounce

So tell me girl,

do I have to say please

Or do I have to involve the police

We have you surrounded

There was a time

when I'd trust you alone

I'd call you up girl,

but you took my phone

You borrow stuff every time I turn my back

Hey, that's mine

I can't believe I went out with a KLEPTOMANIAC

We're breaking up

Breaking up is hard enough

Say you had nothing but I called your bluff

You got my sweaters, my hat

I can't find my cat

The hardest part Of breaking up

Is getting back your stuff

Man, you ever break up with a girl

And she keeps your stuff Man,

what's up with that

I don't know man,

something's wrong

You know what I'm saying

Something's wrong with that

Mickey Parke up in this mud

Here we go one, two

You plus me, it doesn't equal us

You took my car

now I gotta take the bus

I thought I had a girl

that I could trust

I guess I never knew my calculus

Breaking up is hard enough

Say you had nothing but I called your bluff

You got my sweaters, my hat

I can't find my cat

The hardest part Of breaking up

Is getting back your stuff

repeat chorus

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