I’m losing my hair

And my vision is shady

Last night I dreamt

Of an overweight lady

But I need a young thing

To keep up with my pace

To hold me in her arms

And take me straight to second base

I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us

Sing it Chad, for me

I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us

Calculus

We're together

Girl, algebra or trigonometry

Could never equal up

To what you do to me

So let's integrate, don't differentiate

If you were in my class

There aint no way I could pass

I hate English, gym

And not to mention

I can't even afford to pay my own pension

No philosophy

Could ever come between us

Because we'll always have our calculus

I know my calculus

it says U + Me = Us

Said I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us

Calculus

Calculus

Well, I’ve never been good at history

And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee

When it comes to cosines

I know a thing or two

And i'd kick ass on a test about me and you

I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us

I know my calculus

it says u + me = us

Calculus

you plus sign me equals sign us

you plus sign me equals sign us

Girl, no subject comes close to you

I know my calculus

I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us

I know my calculus

It says U + Me = Us

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