You Know Your A Fan When

You Know You're a Backstreet Boys Fan when...

you know the words to every song they ever sang

you listen to their CD 24/7

you have their hotline number first on your speed dial

you have their mail address completely memorized

you watch MTV for hours just to record their videos

you could shatter glass by screaming if you ever saw one of them

you can pick out each guy's individual part of each song (being able to tell their voices apart)

you never write a letter without writing "KTBPA" at the end of it

you'd stand in line 24 hours when its 32* just to get good seats for a concert

you have maps to each of the guys' houses

you visit their official website more than once a day

you have pictures of them in your wallet

you fly to Orlando hoping to catch a glimpse of any of them, even if its only for a second

you think of Brian every time you eat macaroni and cheese

you risk getting eaten by sharks just to learn how to scuba-dive like Nick

you occasionaly call out "Brian!" (or any other of the Boys' names) just to see if anyone turns around

you refuse to date because you know that any day now, Nick will call you (you're really pushing it!

your parents and siblings know the lyrics to their songs just because you play it so much

you've ever been face-to-face with one of the boys and forgotten how to talk

you've ever convinced yourself that you're in love with one of them

there aren't any bare spots on your walls because they're covered with BSB posters

you'd jump in front of a moving train to save one of them

in math class, you name your angles nic, bri, kev, how, and ajm

you know each and every little thing about them

your most prized possession is your BSB CD

you cut out every picture of them you ever find

you had to buy a new BSB CD because yours is worn out

you use more than 50 sheets of paper trying to think of what to write in your letter to Nick (or Brian or Howie or AJ or Kevin)

you would absolutely die if the group ever broke up

the guys win an award at the MTV Video Music Awards, just because you voted for them constantly

you know every move to every dance they've done

you have more that 5 different dreams of how one of them will sweep you off of your feet

you e-mail them more than once a day even though you know most of the time, they don't even read their e-mail (not enough time to).

you have each item in the BSB fan merchandise catalog.

you can sit in a chair staring at a picture of the Backstreet Boys for hours.

whenever you hear the name of any of the BSB, it grabs your attention

you threaten anyone who disses the BSB

you dream about them, listen to them, watch them and constantly think about them 24/7

YOU ACTUALLY TOOK ALL THIS TIME TO READ THIS TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE A FAN!!!!!!!!!!