To Eric Lindros - Can I Conduct Da Train...full steam ahead babee??? Thanks for all the years of Entertainment, and hopefully catch ya next year since Ed Snider stated he would sign you if you don't resign! If not, I wish you the best and GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS damnit, LOL.

*ETrain's Official Site...benefitting Children's Miracle Hospitable*

*awww look at how cute he is*

Apart from wanting to Ride Da Kevy Train, I wouldn't mind Derailing this other train by the name of ERIC LINDROS . He plays Center on the first line for the Philadelphia Flyers, which is now questionable cuz of that bastard SCOTT STEVENS. Eric has been in the NHL for 8 years to date, but it just might be his last due to his numerous concussions ie result of SCOTT STEVENS' late hit (which was like 2 seconds after the freakin whistle for offsides had blown) in the 7th game of the playoffs this year 2000. This BASTARD *since I can't score, I might as well take out the opposing talented players* is the captain of the New Jersey Devils and will be forever hated by me if this ends up being Eric's last game of his career. However, Eric shows more classiness than me, LOL cuz I can't stand that punk, in stating to reporters, "Everyone is talking about Scott. Leave the guy alone. Let him go play hockey." Even though this hit might end his career, he shows such sophistication which reflects his character of being one of the nicest person around...which I luv about him. OK, on to more bashing heehee...another lil punk I despise would be BOB CLARKE, GM and former Center of the Philly Flyers back in the day. He is highly jealous of Eric Lindros' talent and could only dream of being the whole package Eric Lindros is...combining size, strength, and speed like a Freight Train. Even though he has put in 8 years of service...bringing in & entertaining thousands of crowds since the start of his career and revitalizing the sport of hockey in the city of Philadelphia when it was going nowhere, BOB CLARKE can't wait til Eric Lindros is out of his face taking all the glory.

To BOB CLARKE and SCOTT STEVENS, I wouldn't mind shoving 2 of my poles up your ASSESS.



*can i lick your lips too?*

Birthdate/place - Born on February 28, 1973 in London, Ontario Canada to Bonnie and Carl

Height - 6'4" without skates

Weight - 236lbs

Heritage - Swedish...as in the wise words of Tom Green, my bum is on the swedish, swedish, swedish

Location during season - Voorhees, NJ *taking out the New Jersey phone book...looking up L-I-N-D-R-O-S

Location offseason - Cottage on Lake Rosseau Canada...do Canadians have the Bell Atlantic guy?

Draft # - 1st overall in 1991 by the Quebec Nordiques

Rookie Year - 1992

Shoots - Right Car - Silver Mercedes SL 500

stats on this Train to come real soon



*Hubba Hubba*

Top 10 Reasons Eric Hasn't Won Lord Stanley Yet:

10. Bad coaching
9. Too much fan mail
8. Bad karma from putting vaseline on someone's windshield wipers
7. Hand problems caused from writing too many autographs
6. He's just too good
5. Team couldn't keep up with him, kiddin...i luv the others guyz too
4. Ref was paid off
3. Let's face it...the silver cup clashes with the outfit, LOL
2. Bob Clarke
1. It's a freakin conspiracy



*THUD...oh my...*drool*...WOW* ~Look at his freakin leg muscles~ Waterskiing, is one of his fav hobbies along with golf and fishing.

I WANNA RIDE DA TRAIN BABEE! CHOO CHOO! ALL NITE LONG, BABEE!

*Riding the ETrain 88 back HOME*