POLES-R-US
My AJ Science Experiment FAILED
PROBLEM: AJ McLean wants to get a tattoo of the Micky D's Golden Arches on his ass, but his ass is lacking.
HYPOTHESIS: If I smack AJ's lack-of-an-ass everyday, then he will eventually grow one.
EXPERIMENT: Everyone is to greet AJ by smacking his lack-of-an-ass.
DATA: AJ's lack-of-an-ass measurements of 25" before the science project. After months of experimenting, AJ's lack-of-an-ass measurements were recorded at 28".
CONCLUSION: Although AJ McLean's lack-of-an-ass had grown 3", our experiment has failed. Smacking his ass did not permantly display a growth. The 3" growth was a result of the SWELLING from all the smacking/whipping/slapping, but HECK at least you can drool over his newly bigger lack-of-an-ass til the swelling goes down.
AJ's booty is too small for me...Take me Home
