Everything I have is for you
My name is Kev
I like the type of girl that thinks I'm the best Backstreet Boy
The type of girl that will ignore Nick and Brian
If dat sounds like you, then,
Where you at girl?!?
Dats right, YOU can be my bitch.
Hi, it's me Brian
I don't really think looks are that important in a girl
As long as she's smart and has a good personality
Yo Brian stop lyin''
Fuck you Nick, Its the truth.
Yeah right!
Fuck you!!
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My love my love Hello, my name is Howie
And I've changed,
I no longer want a girl to wait on me hand and foot
You see, girls where dissin me and...I just...couldn't take it and...
I would just cry all night and...all the guys would laugh at me and...
I couldn't get any girls and...they all thought I was gay and...
It really pissed me off cause I'm homophobic and...
I started stalking girls and...there were restraining orders and...
the police and...
Yo, yo, yo, yo Howie, chill dawg, chill
Hey whats up, Dis is AJ
Right now I wanna say hi to all the fly honiez out there
I ain't gonna harrass you or anything
Cuz, you know you want dis, girl
And if not then, fuck you bitch, I didn't want your skank ass anyways
See, Howie, dats how you gotta talk to dem hoes
Howie, Howie, yo D
YO WHY YOU DISSIN' ME HOMIE!!!
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My name is Nick
And I like girls, I really do, all girls
Except for those ugly ones,
I give them Howie, (laughs)
I don't like long walks on the beach
Or candlelit dinners.
If you wanna get wit dis, then get ready for a full night, baby
Nintendo 64!
I've got close to 250 games now!
We'll just play Nintendo, and more Nintendo, and more Nintendo, and more Nintendo.
(PYSHCOTIC LAUGH)
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My name is Brian and I will never judge you on your looks.
My name is AJ, stop frontin' girl you know you want dis.
My name is Howie, please love me...
And my name is Nick, and I will ALWAYS judge you on your looks
And baby, my name is Kev, And I want you to know...
That you need to forget those Zeroes and get with THIS Hero, Baby, YEAH!
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