Dumb Lil Blond Thing
I know Aaron, Nick kissing me would make me cry also. I don't mean in the teeny-bopper way either.
Leslie: You damned lil' fag. Quit trying to flirt with my boyfriend.
Aaron: Only when you leave my ass alone, Drag Queen Princess.
Nick: Aaron, I've never felt closer to you than I do now.
Aaron: Now Nick, I know that you haven't been laid lately, but it isn't my fault that Howie found a trollfriend.
Nick meet your son Aaron. Aaron meet your funny-looking daddy Nick. (You can't look at them and not say they look like father and son.)
Aaron: See Nick, that's what it feels like when your horny and you take a cold shower. So now I laugh at you. HAHAHAHA!
Nick: I think a fish got stuck in my trunks.
Aaron: Amazing Grace... How sweet the sound... The fish is by far in a better place in heaven than it would be here on earth stuck in your trunks.
Nick: Grab the handles like so and just thrust.
Nick: If our tongues touch it will look like an accident, not on purpose.
Nick: This end feels the best when shoved up my ass.
Aaron: Eww! I'm not like that!
NIck: I'm sorry, I guess I've been in a boy band too long.
Nick its not good to lean on your son like that, it could stunt his growth. You should have learned your lesson from your mother when she stunted "his" growth by always holding your crotch.
This is what happens when Aaron saw his daddy naked. Aaron, it would scare me, too.
This proves it! Nick IS trying to stunt Aaron's "lil' Aaron" growth. Poor Aaron!
Nick: Now Aaron stay still until you feel a warm substance "cum" out of me.
Awwh! Father and Son moment! If only Nick could learn to shut his mouth and smile.
BAD FATHER ALERT! If he would pay more attention, he would notice poor little Aaron's fingers.
Ooh Lord! It's too late. Aaron has turned into a clone of Nick. Watch out world!
Nick, How can you use Aaron to cover your (for once, and probably last time) erect lil' manhood? Then your's going to use Aaron to fix it too, aren't ya!
I knew it , he did! He came all over little Aaron's face!
AARON'S REVENGE!! Bunny ears? Is that the best you can do?
Aaron: I did it!
Nick: Later, I'll "REWARD" you!
Yep! Nick driving is funny! Also VERY dangerous.