AJ's Unedited Thankyou

I wanna say a huge wazzup to all mah home gurlz! WAZZUP!! You girls rock! Then I wanna thank God cause he made me able to sing. Thanks man. You rock too! Then I wanna tell Mom that she is the best Woman in da world! You rock, Woman! Thanks for taking me to all of those plays and try outs. Next, I would like to thanks Amanda for blowing me ‘when times got hard.’ If ya know what I mean. Then, also thank you Amanda for letting me use you as a punching bag when I got frustrated. If you weren’t in jail for ‘selling crack’ then I would have to use you right about now. If am the only one that knows that you are really in jail for prostitution, and I will never tell anyone. I hate you, bitch. Good thing that you are in jail cause if you weren’t you would probably be dead now cause I would have been done killed you. Oh well. I wanna thank Juan for always having what I need and having it when I need it. Thanks man. Um, by the way, I heard that you were dealing to JC too. Is that true? I hope not for your sake. Cause if I find out that you are, then I will see to it personally that you are punished. Maybe cut something off, litterally. Then I wanna say thanks to the Big Bastard. Thanks Lou for teaching us how to pick better managers than you, cause u suck! Brian, You are da man from Kentucky and you is Kevin’s cousin. You go. Kevin, you are da otha man from Kentucky and you is Brian’s cousin. You go too. Nick, you da baby of da group and I love you, man. You know how to really buy my weed and not get caught. I guess it’s cause you look so innocent. Damn. I hate the word innocent. Anyway, Howie, you are the Latino and the troll of the group. You drool sometimes, but nobody cares. If don’t matter what they think about you cause you and I go way back in da day and I know that you are a great friend. You rock. Finally, thanks you YOU. Yes, if you are reading this, I wanna thank you. You care enough to read this and that means that you just don’t like my body and tattoos. Which by the way, I am addicted to weed, but you don’t care either. See, that’s why I like you TeenyBoppers. You don’t believe anything you hear. I could sit here and tell you that I murdered my father and see you don’t believe me. Thats good. Thanks.
Your BONEDADDY.

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