Brian's Unedited Thankyou

“(Bible scripture)”-(Bible book and verse). That is a very good thing to live by. I myself do. It makes me happy to think that singing can change someone’s life. I love doing it so I’m going to do it all the time! Even in my sleep! God, You are the best thing in the world and I will forever treasure You in my heart and look up to You when I need help. Jesus, You are a good man and You are really famous too! I wanna say and do just like You did when You were here on Earth. I love you. Mary, you must have been a good woman for God to pick you to have His son. Everyone, espically Catholics, respect you very much for having Him. You go gurl! Hee Haw. I want to thank my family. Thanks to my parents and my brother. Ya’ll put up with me when I was a pain in the butt. Guys, you know that without me, you wouldn’t be here. Instead of thanking you, you should thank me. Well, go ahead. OK, anyway, Kevin, you are my cousin and brother to the end. You Rule. AJ, you are a little too crazy for my taste, but I love you as a brother anyway. Howie, you may be a troll, but you are still a good man and I think of you as a brother. Nick, baby, you are my friend, brother, and lover to the end! I wanna be with you forever and counting. So, don’t do anything you shoudln’t. I wanna thank Lady Luck for letting us do so well so far. I wanna thank Lou Pearlman, aka Big Bastard, for inventing NSYNC. Only you could find some of the ugliest guys on the planet and a girl, throw them in a can and come out with something that wasn’t fertilizer. It was a ‘boy band.’ You suck dick. Oops! I mean you are the best! Leigh Anne, I’m glad you moved out when you did cause I wouldn’t have been too nice to you. You better HOPE that I NEVER see you again. Cause I will beat...casue I squeeze you so hard that your brain will come out your nose! I mean....well, I mean just that! Now, last but not least, the fans. Witout you, we would still be sitting around smoking in the Backstreet Market and getting laid by prostitutes. Those were the days. Thanks for buying yet another CD that we threw together in the Bahamas. I can’t believe that you still like us since we got married and all. Oh well. Thanks though. I wanna get married again, and you might be next! Grr! Oh, and uh, this time I won’t beat my wife.
Amen.

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