Lance's Voting Registration!
Name: Lance- no wait Janet Lansetta Bass (James Lance Bass!)
Birthday:May 4, 1979 in Mississippi!
Sex: Female/ male- who knows?!
Social Security #: ***-**-****
Address- 5224 Mary Kay Blvd. Avon, MISSISSIPPI!
Month and year moved to this address: May 1993
Daytime Phone- 1-800-MARY- KAY Ask for Lance! I'm free for shows!
Place of Birth: MISSISSIPPI! I'm from Mississippi!
Have you ever been convicted of a felony: No! I have a perfect record in
MISSISSIPPI!
Have you ever been judged by a circuit court to be mentally incompetent: No,
just... (starts crying)... just transsexual and gay!
Are you currently on anything? Uh... anti-depressants and female hormones! Is that so wrong?
Profession: Mary Kay consultant, Avon Lady, Cover Girl Model, *N Sync, and a
stripper!