Lance's Voting Registration!


Name: Lance- no wait Janet Lansetta Bass (James Lance Bass!)

Birthday:May 4, 1979 in Mississippi!

Sex: Female/ male- who knows?!

Social Security #: ***-**-****

Address- 5224 Mary Kay Blvd. Avon, MISSISSIPPI!

Month and year moved to this address: May 1993

Daytime Phone- 1-800-MARY- KAY Ask for Lance! I'm free for shows!

Place of Birth: MISSISSIPPI! I'm from Mississippi!

Have you ever been convicted of a felony: No! I have a perfect record in MISSISSIPPI!

Have you ever been judged by a circuit court to be mentally incompetent: No, just... (starts crying)... just transsexual and gay!

Are you currently on anything? Uh... anti-depressants and female hormones! Is that so wrong?

Profession: Mary Kay consultant, Avon Lady, Cover Girl Model, *N Sync, and a stripper!



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