WWTBAM- Chris

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Regis- The winner is Chris Kirkpatrick! Welcome Chris. It says here that you are playing for GME as your charity. Now lets play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. For $100 Chris-
What is Justin’s favorite color?
A. Black
B. Green
C. Baby Blue
D. Silver

Chris- Well my favorite color is silver... and I know JuJu hates black because of Fagstreet Transexuals. I’m always green, which in other words means horny...
Regis- A little too much 411 there Chris...
Chris- So! It’s ture!
Regis- Please answer the question.
Chris- C. final answer.
Regis- That’s correct for $100. Next for $200:
Which of the following is not a member of the group O-Town?
A- Jacob
B- Ashley
C- Alice D- Dan

Chris- How in da world do you expect me to know this shit?
Regis- Remember that this is a family program, luckliy that will be edited out.
Chris- Well, fuck you. I know the answer because I’m best buds with Jacob. The answer is C- Alice. Final answer.
Regis- Correct for $200. We’ll be right back.
*******************Commercial Break********************
Regis- We’re back with Chris Kirkpatrick. So Chris, it says here that you were in a Home Ec. class in school. (true)
Chris- Whoa Regisyou’ve done stepped over your boundaries. Are you calling me a sissy? I’m more of a man than you ever will be! At least I am a teen icon and people laugh at you. I don’t have to host a morning show or a game show and I’m not old like you! Now, I suggest that we move to the next question.
Regis- OK. For $300, here is the question-
What company does Lou Pearlman own?
A- Transexuals Continental Records
B- TrafficCar Records
C- Transcorparate Records
D- Trans Continental Records

Joey- ::in his seat:: Where? Where? Hide me! Hide me! No hurt Joey! Not Like Lou!
Chris- Anyways...Joey, quit acting like Nick Carter. D final answer. I’ve done enouugh dealing with that Big Bastard.
Regis- Correct for $300! $500- Which rapper memtions your group in one of his songs?
A- Eminem
B- DMX
C- Puff Daddy (P. Diddy?)
D- Dr. Dre
Chris-I’m gonna have to ask the audience even though they are all NSYNC fans.
::crowd screams::
Regis- Alright audience, Chris needs your help.
***************Few Seconds Pass******************
Regis-Alright Chris here are all the results...
A- Eminem- 80%
B- DMX- 15%
C- Puff Daddy (P. Diddy?)- 4%
D- Dr. Dre- 1%

Regis- Well it looks like an overwhelming vote there Chris.
Chris- I’ll go with the audience.
Regis- That’s right for $500!
Chris- Whoa! Audience, you must know your NSYNC stuff. Not even I knew that! I hope the lyrics are complementing us!
Regis- Your charity, GME, has $500 now. What is GME any way? I’ve never heard of it.
Chris- Well, that’s because I made it up before the show. Um, it stands for Get Men Erect. The money will go to research for people like you Regis that cannot...um...find erectness. We will make a new product that will make you as horny as a teenager!
Regis- Ok...that’s very nice of you Chris. For $1000. Now Chris, you know that if you get this right, you are garnteed to leave with at least that much should you get a question wrong.
Chris- Lalalalala...oh were you saying something? ::smiles::
Regis- ::ignores Chris:: For $1000, here’s the question- ::getting angry:: How old am I?
A- 93
B- 58
C-74
D-81

Chris- Prehistoric! Where’s that answer? I’m getting jipped here! Well, that is something noone will ever know. I’m leaving with what I have.
Regis- Good...I mean that’s too bad, Chris. You leave with $500.
Chris- Regis, you know that you are older than dirt and that’s a trick question. No one knows your age, not even you. You lost count after 50. ::Gets up and leaves.::

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