WWTBAM- Joey

CK- 18.41 sec.
JT- 17.17 sec.
JC- 16.04 sec.
JF- 14.24 sec.
LB- 15.33 sec.

Regis- And our winner is Joey.
Joey- Hey, I did it, I did it. And better than you! Hee, hee, hee!
Regis- Let’s go play the game Joey. It says here that your charity is CSHFM. What is that?
Joey- It stands for Child Support Help For Me. I need all the help I can get. I have about um, I think 14 kids now.
Regis- OK...for $100...
How many members are in the group 98 degrees.
A- 3
B- 2
C- 5
D- 4

Joey- See we are friends of these guys, so the answer is D- 4. Final answer.
Regis- That’s right for $100.
Joey- Yeah! Yay!
Regis- Okay. For $200...
Which of the following is NOT yellow?
A- Banana
B- Taxi Cab
C- Chris’s hair
D- Tweety Bird

Joey- Um, I think that Chris’s hair is black and white cause he is old.
Chris- ::from chair/backstage:: Joey, I’m gonna kill you! I’ll letcha finish Millionaire so you can make a fool of yourself first though.
Regis- How about we take him advice and finish your round of millionaire. Now Joey what is your final answer.
Joey- Joey’s final answer is C.
Regis- that’s right for $200.
Joey- ::sticks out tongue:: Haha! Chris! Joey smart.
Regis- Next for $300...
How many sisters does Chris have?
A- 7
B- 4
C- 2
D- 3

Joey- That’s a good question to ask me. I know this becasue I have slept with all of them. Even the little one. I know for a fact that the answer is B- 4. Final answer.
Regis- Now for $500... but first a commercial break.
********Commercial Break*********

Regis- We’re back with NSYNC’s Joey Fatone. So Joey, it says here that you love Superman.
Joey- Ture, very ture. He’s my idol I want to be just like him...
Regis- Let me guess, when you get older.
Joey- Yeah!
Regis- I hate to tell ya Joey, but you are older and you need to get a grip on the way you act.
Joey- You stupied, Regis. I hate you and you’re just jealous because I’m younger and act younger than you! You never will be younger. You’re just an old coot and that’s all you’ll ever be! Don’t pick on my Superman. He’s my idol and not your’s, so leave me the fuck alone. I’m gonna leave with the money I have before I get pissed off with you and have to hurt ya. Remember I have bodyguards and all you have is security whimps. ::Joey gets up and walks out::

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