WWTBAM- Justin

CK- 8:15 sec.
JT- 2:03 sec.
JC- 4:04 sec.
JF- 49:08 sec.
LB- 11:14 sec.

Regis- And the winner is Justin Timberlake!
Justin- Whassup?! Regis, mah homie?! Big J b all ova dis yo! He’s gonna wins him sum-o-dat green stuff and he’s don’t mean Chris. (Note- ‘green’ as Justin uses it here means horny. You know, if you type in green, it means that you are horny!)
Regis- Well, hi, Justin. How about we start our game of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? But first, I want to find out what charity you are playing for. Could you tell us a little about it?
Justin- Uh, huh? Mah whut? Oh yea! The thang dat I mades up befo the show? It b called, “JMMBB.” It bes helpin gurls like Brittany-nay Spears jiggle mo’. Ya kno, Regis, like implants or whateva...
Regis- Yes, I get the picture. Thank you, Justin. Um, let’s play.
Justin- Aiight.
Regis- Okay, for $100 here’s the question...
Which of the following is not a member of BBMAK?
A- Christian
B- Mark
C- George
D- Ste
Justin- Wells, I’s is happens ta kno disun. It b C- George. Cause BBMAK bes ours buds!
Regis- That’s correct for $100! Let’s break for a commercial from our sponcers.
****Commercail Break****
Regis- We’re back with Justin Timberlake, from the pop band NSYNC, in the Hot Seat!
Justin- ::nods his head in his JuJu way:: Sup?
Regis- So Justin...
Justin- Big J to you!
Regis- ::rolls eyes:: It says here that you and Brittney Spears were a ‘hot item’ at one time.
Justin- Sos I went outs wid da slutt. Jus to makes her feel betta. Den shes starts talkins long terms and Big J stepped out. And whats it to ya anyways, Reg? She wuz mah first client for mah charity. I knos dat she b in yo crib as we’s talkin.
(Brittney in Regis’s room- How in the hell does he know that I’m in here?)
Justin- Ya kno dat you’s b da only one stupid enough ta sleep wid dat slutt. Ain’t no tellins whut shit she got!
Regis- Enough Justin! Here’s the next question for $200:
What member of BSB’s wife has the name Kristen?
A- AJ
B- Kevin
C- Nick
D- Brian
Justin- Ahhh, Big J knos dis...da answa b letta B. Cause dat hunny look fyne! We had sumfin goin on last summa!
Regis- That’s right! For $300:
Two BSB’s are married, but what other relation do the carry?
A- They are cousins.
B- They are lovers.
C- No other relation.
D- They are father and son.
Justin- I anin’t gots no clue! I knos day b ralated sum how. So it not C. They are too close in age to be D.
Regis- So you are going to eliminate C and D.
Justin- Man, I kno tha answer to this questin! Kev is always sayin dat annoyin phrase...what was it...uh...I knos...Brian is my cousin and we are from Kentucky. Sos my final answais A. They are cousins. My very final answa.
Regis- Exactly! For $300. Alright Justin. For $500, here’s the question:
How many years have BSB been together as of today, April 19 2001?
A- One.
B- Seven.
C- Ten.
D- Eight.
Justin- Hows can u ask Big J this? That is a betta question to ask. Anywayz... Does I looks like a member of BSB? NSYNC! It’s NSYNC! I knos dat we’ve been around a lot less den BackFags. So it’s not one and then dont sound right. Wild guess goin out fo D. final answa.
Regis- That’;s right! BSB has been together for 8 years as of today.
Justin- Aiight, Reg...next question, now!
Regis- Next for $1000.
What is Brian’s favorite color?
A. Green
B. Blue
C. Yellow
D. Purple
Justin- B. Blue final answa. I knos Brian likes the Kentucky Wildcats and part of the colors is blue.
Regis- Right for $1000. Next $2000. At what age did AJ lose his virginity?
A. 16
B. 21
C. 14
D. 18
Justin- I dunno and I dun wanna kno. Sos I’m gonna leave with the money I gots.
Regis- Well, the answer is A. 16.
Justin- I tolds ya dat Big J didn’t wanna kno da answa and ya tolds hims anyways! I’m gonna leave befo’s I gets mad!
Regis- Well, let’s see who’s next...

More
Home

Email: HumorandJank@aol.com