Here is a recent interview with Bennett that I coducted.
Me: So I heard That you eat Turtles?
B: Yeah, And I eat your mom to but she never comlpains about it.
Me: So is that you on the motorcycle?
B: Yeah, and I think that is your mom riding in front of me.
Me: So, You play in REDSCARE149?
B: Yeah, What does it matter to you?
Me:What do you play?
B: Whatever I want to.
Me: Where is your favorite place to play?
B: Your moms house.
Me: What ?
B: You heard me BIATCH!
Me: So, Where are you from.
B: Wherever I feel like I am from.
Me: Are You from Mars?
B: No. Those damn Little aliens get on my nerves. And whenever I play Hank Williams their little heads explode, it just gets to messy.
Me: So what you are saying is that you have been to Mars but you are not from there?
B: Something like that.
Me: I was wondering if there was anything to the rumor that you are one of the original Backstreet Boys?
B: Yeah, I am the founder of the backstreet Boys, but they were not down with the Fart game, so one night I dropped my pants, Pooped in the coffee, and took off.
Me: so you gave up fame, fortune, and little girls because they would not play the fart game?
B: GLARP!
Me: What did you just say? I did not understand you.
B: You better back da' Fuck up before I open a can of whoop ass on your lily white ass.
Me: I am sorry for offending you.
B: Yo, What did I just say? You are about to be in a world of hurt.
And then I got beat up and walked away very bruised and bloody, needless to say I will not be interviewing Bennett again.
