It's SHELLY!

Shelly, Shel, Shells
Shellyduch@comcast.net, mdumler@goucher.edu, Shellyduch@hotmail.com

I LOVE NSYNC! (and Bill!)

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Hey everyone! Thanks for coming to visit! I'd like to say HI to my LR girls (we're "alum" now!) and my skating girls... To the three girls and one guy who have been there for me when it mattered most, Eleni, April, Ashley and Ryan, I LOVE YOU!! Leni, 2 hotties! Yeah you! We need to do lunch soon! Miss you lots! Hey Ash, what are we really doing?! Let's go camp out for *NSYNC tix?! "Break Stuff"! How old were you in 1991?! molesting PRETZELS...LMAO Last but not least, Apes Grapes, ILY! How's the old man? Mine's good :) Thanks for all the awesome food at Panera! We need to go on some more "adventures"! lol :) Ryan, oh lordy, where should I start? Your freshmen year?! haha, my chance, I know... let's think, 'member my JP? or how about New Year's 2000? let's not forget you cutting school and coming over my house! lol, you know I love you♥... REMEMBER, I'm here for you ALWAYS! The same goes for you girls, whatever you need, I'M HERE! ♥ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!♥
♥♥♥♥Bill, my "babycakses" and my "w"imp, I love you... thank you for all the happiness and laughter that you've brought to my life in the past 2 years!! You are truly amazing, don't ever forget that! Pat night - Dec. 30th, 2000 -- the BEST night... January 7th, 2001, February 18th, 2001, mid -April(?), July 5th (WOLFTRAP!), 7/7/01, Labor Day Weekend 2001 in Rehoboth/OC, 9/20/01 @TU, 12/28/01 @ Electric Factory... let's keep this list going(good stuff, not scary stuff)(GP- Hanover, dead end streets, jokes in my living room, office chair;), PGES, and many more), 2/7/02... anyway, let's not forget that you are a HOTTIE, lol! Keep playing hockey(and golf), you are a lot better than I'll ever let you know ;) I love my Will-aim! Congratulations on the promotion! That's my man! Thank you for being there when I needed you the most! Together, we can make it through ANYTHING!!! I ♥ you with all my heart, forever and always!♥♥♥♥
Back to shout outs... Buck, my rockin' big bro... I'm here for ya and know you're there for me! Nine West and Eddie Bauer, LMFAO!
"BOOTYLISHIOUS!" "OMG, he looks like Superman!" "I'm ALUM!" J-MEN! lol I don't have a ghetto booty, I have a "skater's butt"! Ash, "We need radar detectors!" Trav, you're a hottie! Ryan's "back-that-ass-up" date! lol CAT-DOGS! "I ♥ guys that wear Abercrombie and Fitch!" invaluable advice:"Road head is dangerous!" LMAO "Let's do lunch and then go to Wavedancer!" "I'm addicted to Napster!" Apes ~ "Simma down nah!" "I've been denied all the best ULTRA-SEX!" Palm readings, adventures @ The Avenue, Guys with green hair, "Let's go visit Mike G!", Drive-bys! let's not get caught anymore! "Can I touch it?!" lol Blind Date Ball 2000, "It's daylight savings time!", voicemail messages lol, "I just want the chocolate!" lol, "SU-PER", Fabulous 4!, "No one lives in Delaware!" LMAO WORD TO VIP TIX TO *NSYNC!! "I need some LOVIN'!" "Ryan, your snake is HUGE!" Roadhead and Beergut, we make a great pair! "SHORT GIRLS CAN FIGHT!" HAHA "Popping jumps is bad for your health" "MEOW!" ok, let me clean myself, lick lick... LMAO "The moon looks like a planet tonight..." My Goucher education at it's finest... lol "How do you spell NO?!", "I'm special DAMNIT!" haha, That damn public education... right Bill?!,
"I've seen Satan... and she drives a blue neon!", 50% of the time isn't that bad, is it?! LOL, "DUDE!" "WORD! ELABORATE!", haha Q.How old is he? A.umm, around 22... i think... woops..., My "ghetto rap" music, PAT MCGEE BAND!, OAR/Cheech and Chong lol, Spontinaity! "I'm a minor..." lol, Easy E - "Gimme dat nut" HAHA, Eye candy and hook-ups, Bizz ~ what happened to us?! we used to be such NICE girls... lol Hey Ash, we're obese! nice..... BATEMAN'S ~ MONDAY IS WING NIGHT! :) Blonde hair = Goatee = no nookie! = OH WELL LOL "yeah... he's BIG!" Ouch factor, lol, Brooke ~ Eve "Who's that girl" and Q-tip "Vivrant thing"!, Ash ~ One way streets, naval piercings, making me feel smart in math, obeseness, cheerios and dancing to Nsync, SPAZ, "DO NOT ENTER!!" lmao, flip flops in Feb. haha, Bill ~ FB, BDB, SB, BBS LOL, Auntie Spears, lol, yeah, I'm Brit Spears, how cute?! gotta love her naval ring, just like mine! lol, "It's Earth Day everyday in the TURBO TAURUS!" LMAO "3 guys and an iffy-stiffy" LMAO, I love horoscopes! "You'll just be more of a sexy be-otch!" (or something like that, lol) BIG THUMBS! "If you put Ciara and I together, we are each others dream come true!" lol, Fire Hazard!, Dinner's are GREAT!! "What lies beneath... my sheets is a monster" lol right... :) EddieBauer1005: you're pretty damn hot *Hey, say BUTTONS and MAINTENANCE! LMAO "I WANT SHIT!" ahh, my lovely spring break... Hey Bill, let's not cry in the mall anymore, ok? :) "In Your Eyes" By Peter Gabriel - Pat Night, Dec. 30th 2000 "Big Mike!!" DUDE, woops, sorry... :) Jamie - "SAKET!" lol, Had any saket lately?? ohh, I have! LOL :) Bill-spandex-what? lol, i don't see it babe... let's go running again soon, ok? GUMBY, Prickle, Goo, and the Blockheads, HAHAHA Bucky and the ChemLawn Man - 3/29/01 LMFAO, Lance is gay... :(, WSW and his elephants..., Ma lova is gettin' DARK!!
"I love you A & F (abercrombie and fitch!)" haha, i'm a dork, my coach said so! "Let's not put the 'duh' in DUMB." "Don't play dumb, we're better at it than you." Minnie Mouse! Ice Pro likes you! PROM QUEEN!! yup, that's me! lol "I'm not even close..." "William-izing" my papers... that got me a B!! driving the Turbo Taurus so someone can eat their McFlurry! Mental health days at Shelly's, "That's french for cleev-age" lol I'm having... puppies?! lol "I paid $40 for you!" Kitten Breath, wedding parties, Shelly-Welly (thanks Ernesto!), Dots and Cards, GO DEVILS!!, bill - "You're a blonde!" shelly - "I'm not a blonde!... shit... I'm a blonde!", walking down Coastal Highway DRUNK, 63rd or 64th street medical center (poor building), falling asleep or passing out?, coming home and lovin' the kitten... HAHAHA... at least I made dinner that night! "say PILLOW!", "Fake cheese!", trips to Pine Ridge driving range, buying shit online..., "cause I SAID so...", 2nd floor (Devol's office), dyslexia lol, TEVAS!, short hair!, Fake fish!, surprise parties ("isn't that Bucky's M3?"), embarrassment, delivered flowers, taking a bath and feeling queer (LOL), DCL, "Bullet" nipples LOL, "Little Susan" (and yes, those ARE fightin' words!), Ocean "Shitty" and Re-homo-beach (Ocean City and Rehoboth Beach), Dippin' Dots on the Boardwalk!, La Ha, rockin' the trailer (LOL), Raspberry Ice Tea!!!, cheatin' w/ Alison (LMAO, yeah...) or is it "goose"? LOL, being your "caddy" and watching you play golf... it's all good! "Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill is gay and SO ARE YOU!" lol Kimba ate my thongs! Ashley and her Dog-Piss Job, LOL, wash your arms off! DON'T DATE JOE! Adventures with Apes @ White Trash Mall (you deserve that ring!) Ashley and her sweaty feet... WASH YOUR TIGHTS!! Goucher=Slacker school! Bill - Leave my aunts alone! HAHAHA, Ash, your b/f is dirty :), "Petitties!", Smooth Kitten, Ciara - I'll never forget you feelin' yourself up @ Friday's!!, I'm Bill's Little Retard! LOL, PP - Pineapple what?! LOL, my fixes of soup at panera (i need my soup!), ugly but comfy shoes! "How do you spell chair?! B-E-D!!" haha, they were on the chair!! "PALM GRASPING!!" Enrique - "Hero", "Are we going to do this when we get older?" (playing PS2 and reading on a Sunday)

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