1. What planet do Princess Vespa and King Roland live on?
Planet Druidia
2. Who played Prince Valium in the movie?
Jim J. Bullock
3. What is Dark Helmet's relationship to Captain Lonestar?
"Absolutely Nothing"
4. What are the names of the twins that are seen with President Skroob?
Marlene and Charlene (or is it Charlene and Marlene?)
5. What's is Dot's full name?
Dot Matrix
6. What appliance does Spaceball 1 have right next to Mr. Coffee?
Mr. Radar
7. What does Spaceball 1's bumper sticker say?
"We Brake For Nobody"
8. What profession does Yogurt "do" in his cave?
Merchandising
9. What make of car does Princess Vespa have?
Mercedes
10. What is the name of Spaceball 1 in its transformed entity?
Mega-Maid
11. What jail cell are the Princess and Dot held in?
Prison Ball 28
12. Why was the Princess kidnapped by Dark Helmet?
To bribe King Roland into giving the combination to
the air shield.
13. What does Lonestar's medallion say?
"You're a certified prince"
14. Where was Lonestar born?
"Somewhere in the Ford Galaxy"
15. Spaceball 1's fastest speed is: Light speed; ridiculous speed;
or ludicrous speed?
Ludicrous speed
16. Who beats President Skroob to the escape pod?
A bear from the 3 ring circus
17. Who do the Spaceballs meet on the beach after the destroyed ship crashes?
Characters from "The Planet of the Apes"
18. How many crew members on Spaceball 1 are assholes?
He's surrounded by assholes!
19. What species is Barf?
MAWG- Half Man, Half Dog, he's his own best friend
20. What special alarm does Dot have that is "programmed to go off
before you do"?
Virgin Alarm
21. What is the name of Yogurt's special power?
The Schwartz
22. Where did Yogurt get his ring?
A Cracker Jack box
23. What is King Roland's phone number?
1(800)DRUIDIA
24. What type of vehicle do Lonestar and Barf drive?
A Winnebago
25. Who do Lonestar and Bark owe money to?
Pizza the Hut
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"What?!? You went over my helmet?"-Dark Helmet
"Hey, I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!"-Princess Vespa
"Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it!"-Dark Helmet
"It's not that we're afraid. Far from it. It's just we have this thing about
death. It's...not us."-Barf
"Checking in? What the hell is all that?"-Lonestar
"Furthermore, I want this pig stye cleaned up. I will not be rescued in such filth!"-Princess Vespa
"Funny, she doesn't look Druish!"-Barf
"Buckle up back there, we're going into...hyper active."-Lonestar
"Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer!"-Dark Helmet
"What the hell was that?" "Spaceball 1." "They've gone to plaid!"-Barf/Lonestar
"Listen you, on this ship you're to refer to me as idiot, not you captain! I mean...you know what I mean!"-Lonestar
"It's my industrial strength hairdryer. AND I CAN"T LIVE WITHOUT IT!"-Princess Vespa
"Nice dissolve"-Barf
"You idiots! These are not them , you've captured their stunt doubles!"-Spaceball
"Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted."-Dark Helmet
"You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it."-Dark Helmet
"Very impressive. Too bad this isn't the Wide World of Sports!"-Dark Helmet
"Bring him some water" "Water my ass! Bring this guy some Pepto Bismol!"-Aliens crew
"Dear me, what are those things coming out of her nares?" "Spaceballs?!?" "Oh, shit. There goes the planet."-Apes
If you have any other quotes you would like to see here, e-mail them to me!
Interesting Facts
-Dark Helmet wears a tie and silk boxers.
-In "Mr. Coffee/Radar" scene, watch the Spaceball crew member on left of screen.
He jumps the cue for covering his crotch on "Of course we do sir!" (but he
quickly corrects himself)
-Listen closely to Michael Winslow, the human sound effects guy. He says
"We're having trouble with the Radar, sir" three times. The third time, you
can hear him laugh while saying it. However, they edited the frame so that you
can't see his face.
-Crest on Winnbago says "Captain Lonestar- Hero for Hire."
-There is a window sign in Winnebago saying "Mawg On Board."
-Commanderette Zircon stands about 2 heads taller than Mel Brooks.
-Vespa's license plate says "Spoiled Rotten I."
-6 Dinks find Lonestar and the others in the desert, but the frames show 2 Dinks
attending to Barf, 2 Dinks attending to Dot, and 3 Dinks attending to Vespa and
Lonestar (total of 7 Dinks).
-There are many Jewish overtones ("Temple Beth Israel", "Schwartz",
"Philip Schlotkin", "The Search for More Money", and Vespa is supposed to be
Druish/Jewish, but in time of need, Vespa sings "Nobody knows the trouble I've
seen. Nobody knows but Jesus."- Well, I thought it was funny!
-Barf does not wear his helmet when he rescues Vespa and Dot from the prison cell.
He simply holds it in front of his head so as not to mess up his costume.
-Just before the stunt doubles are captured, there is a sign that reads"
Conserve air. Breathe less."
-Dom Deluise does the voice for "Pizza the Hut".
If you have any more interesting facts, e-mail them to me! I'll give you credit and everything!
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