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Top 10 reasons why you only need to rearrange the last three letters of Santa to get Satan:
1. They both wear red.
2. They both have many horned lackeys.
3. Um, can we say pedophile? "Come here little boy, sit on Santa's lap and whisper in his ear what you want..." "So, have you been a good little girl, or have you been bad?"
4. The laugh. If you've heard it, you know what I'm talking about...
5. Why do you think you leave him cookies? It's so he'll be nice to you...
6. Elves, demons, what's the difference? They've both got pointy ears....
7. Frightening children into being good by threatening them with him... Sounds like a boogey man to me... Besides, how do you think he got so fat? He eats the bad boys and girls...
8. He breaks into your house at night.
9. He knows if you've been bad.
10. Christmas songs in July. Case closed, doesn't get any more evil than that.
My favorite Christmas movies:
Nightmare Before Christmas, of course. I've been told I have a lot in common with some of the characters from that movie....
Edward Scissorhands, a tale of goodwill toward our fellow man and accepting the differences in others....
And I always thought A Christmas Carol was such a cheery movie too, I mean, we've got the reaper and Scrooge is just such a sweet man... Ok, ok, I know, it has a happy ending, but nothing's perfect....
And Christmas just isn't complete without Christmas songs:
Myrh is mine, it's bitter perfume
Breathes a life of gathering gloom
Sorrowing, sighing, breathing, dying
Sealed in a stone cold tomb
FNORD-We Three Kings
Dr. Demento's Christmas album, with such classics you just can't live through Christmas without:
My favorite Christmas song by the Cheiftains, St. Steven's Day Masacre
From the man who brought us Dead Man's Party...
Malkavian Christmas songs:
Cthulu Christmas songs
Have yourself a batty little Christmas
A Goth Chick (or more acurately, a Gloom Cookie)
Delirium's Page of Frogs and Confusion
I've been slaving away to make toys for you this christmas. Check out the pretty Vixen doll that I spent many hours on, just for you.
You can also check out my wish list of things I want too!
And if you're really really good, you can see pictures of me!
Look at Darkside of the Web's pretty goth pics for sale or rent!
This is my adopted banshee, Chrissy, adopt your own!
Many thanks to Astigmatic One Eye for the awesome fonts
A few of the icons here were taken from places. Most have since disappeared or I can't find them. Don't sue me.
You should be hearing my happy song. Its supposed to be working now, even though I had to go through hell and high water to make it work right for me...
