Nadia (Tana) - One of the most insensitive girls I've ever met, on or off the net. We are extremely good friends until one day, coincidentally, right after I sent her my pic, she decided I wasn't good enough for her friendship, but instead of telling me, or discussing it with me, she just turned into a bitch and ignored my every attempt to e-mail or chat with her. She belongs in the bitch Hall Of Fame and one day she will be there, with most of the other girls I will list on this page.
AmandaLou - True colors were never more shielded when I met this girl, I might point out, she hunted me down first, and kept doing so, she was a good friend, only cause she knew I was a big wig in ircland, I saw through it a few times, but took her back not after pathetic whinning. All she does now, is act bitchy and lie about having a boyfriend, her virginity is like purple cheese (it doesn't exist) and by the goodness of my own heart, I've wasted my valuable homepage space to upload her pic for your viewing pleasure. Here's Amanda!
Seriena - Boy was I wrong about this lune, she's got a sweet is silver body but a personality of the senior year geek from High School. She's got an evil heart and enjoys playing with guys' minds. She's a cyberskank in that most guys on the net will fall for her only so that she can take advantage of them. Oh and she doesn't want anyone to know that her name is CAROLYN. Carolyn is a Sex-A-Holic, and usually only talks about Sex. One day her grave will read: NYMPHO: HIV, Killed Me.
Ambrosia - The other pea in Seriena's Pod. She's very much evil, yet even more caniving. She'll suck cyberdick to get what she wants, and feel no guilt in doing so. Whereever you are now Shari, I hope you've got a jacket, cause your heart is as cold as ice.
skater - One of those guys who hide behind a computer screen to make himself feel macho, to make himself more proud of his shrivled johnson, whatever works I guess.
gagie - On the internet, she appears to be a sweet girl, but when the real personality shines through, she's quite low.
Cristy &/or Brandi - For the LONGEST time, one of the mainstay's in 316, everyone knew her and everyone liked her, with the odd outburst of reasonable bitchyness which is tolorated somewhat. But when she went off-line, and then returned, she expected everyone to worship her for some reason. She was determinded to be the queen bitch of mIRC, first steeling Hidey_Psychos nick and claiming to own it. Then harassing 316ers. See you on Sally Jesse Cristy/Brandi. PS, Cristy and Brandi are the same person.
Mighty_Zug - This guy is the definition of lamer, in real life he can't seem to stay off the police Most Wanted list in his town... It's similar in ircland, he gets enjoyment out of harassing others, and really need to get a life, or laid or something, but his brother moved out, so getting laid is out of the question.
genocide - Zug's brother, all of the above applies to Geno aswell, except he is a bigger con-artist.
Gcurtis - Very knowledgable on the computer, but seems to lack the personality needed to be taken seriously as a human being. Oh well, as long as he stays out of my way, no worries.
PuzzleBox - Also a self-proclaimed computer genius, when he's not obsessing over his girlfriend Naisir, his hacking tendancies get really annoying. His personality is rather dull, and I just don't get along with him.
insecure - I didn't want to, but this guy turned his back and betrayed our friendship, taking the side of Cristy, Brandi, Skater, and gagie (other e-friends) in a heated dispute.
Kevin - Was never a friend, always been a lamer... his past history which includes a friend, Jennifer, is scattered with details. Kevin is certainly a bad mark on Canada's track record (can you say illegal alien?). We're dealing with with an abusive man, a man who will make some woman very sore someday. His temper is incredibly large, and his personality resembles that of a paperclip.
JimC - Never was a friend, I just tolorated him, but when he began stalking my girl, Hidey, that was NOT A GOOD THING. Notice he's not around anymore.
SummerDawn - I am finished stringing Summer (DO YA WANNA) along. She's screwed over too many people, and never taken responsibility for any of her actions, so you are now where you belong, on my EX-FRIEND and LAMERS list.
Frosty - From the MikesWeb days, a real jerkoff, not much of a life, all he did was sit in front of his computer and make up lies about himself, many people were hurt or suffered when he made up this huge lie about him living in a gang area and was involved in a hit and run shootout, spent a night in the hospital, however miraculously was chatting again the next day. He's a true lamer in the cyber world, I picture a short-preppy-nerd-no-friend-loser with taped up glass and greasy hair sitting at a scholarship earned computer. Geek.
BooBoo - A long time friend, one of the sweetest girls I knew, or should I say, thought I knew. Mindy is living proof you can't trust a woman.
