Britney Spears- America's Pop Star Porn Queen

Okay so I logged onto AOL the other day and as I always do, I directly went to the Entertainment channel. From there, Music. I know this sounds very boring, but hold on. There was a little section about Britney Spears, so, thinking I could pick up on any material to *ahem* "use" on this page, I went to Rolling Stone.com, and well, I was absolutely mortified. Why, you ask? Here . . .see for yourself . ..

Okay, now the cover alone is sort of-er- revealing. Come ON! This girl is ONLY 17. Dammit, she's barely even gotten to get into R-rated movies! And what's with the Tinky Winky? Well, the article kind of explains that but. . .

She looks like she's posing for a Playboy centerfold. Justin wants THIS? Well, actually, I can kind of understand, what with all my guy classmates going wild over these pics . . .

Now all the little dolls and frills don't seem to fit in with the fact that THE GIRL LOOKS LIKE SHE IS READY TO COMMIT ACTS OF FORNICATION IN IT! ! ! I mean, girls probably do -to put it mildly- these THINGS by that age, but TransCon should hang its head in shame. Bubble gum pop star? No- sticky porn star.

No comment. I'll let this one stand on its own.

Okay, now THIS is a favorite among the *cough cough* men *cough cough* in my class- you can practically see her boob! Her little sister is just too naive to see that her older sis is, well, a whore. *shrug* What can I say?


So there you have it. I know there are more, but hell, I didn't want to see anymore. Not like there's much left to see.

Personally, I was mildly offended by the "Baby One More Time" video, since I do go to a Catholic High School and uniforms aren't all too diferent from Brit's. But my cousin's friend TJ (I think?) is in it (In the black jersey- one of her main dancers) so it's okay. Now that I see her in Rolling Stone, I have all butlost respect for her. Good gosh, I even bought her CD!

I saw her in STAR too (You know, the Tabloid mag) and there was something about her and Justin-what else. She was on TRL the other day, MTV's spring break ("Aww how sweet!" popped out of her mouth a trifle bit uch), and GET THIS . . .

From a very reliable source-two, in fact, I have learned that our Miss Spears was on . . .

HOWARD STERN!

I didn't see it, of course, but both tell me she was on (And they live in two entirely different cities) and she LIFTED UP HER SHIRT! My friend, although he is a guy, he is a very smart one and he says that Britney is drop-dead disgusting. He also said that "The blurs on her chest were- very small. . ." and she wore a spaghetti strap tank top- I don't know where that came in. And of course, I didn't believe it at first, but both stated the same facts, and I asked them what she talked about because, you know, it might've been someone who bore a striking resemblance to her or something, and she apparently talked about her album, Justin . . .and she and Howard analyzed breasts. I could go on and on about the subject, but as of now I am almost gagging with disgust. So until next time, folks. And Britney Spears is a whore. Although she is pretty- I'll admit that- she can't sing live and she is a whore/slut/porn star . . . .etc, etc, etc.

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