The Top Ten Reasons To Become A Vaquero

10. You get to play with Vachon's hair
9. You have access to Nick's loft and to the Raven
8. You don't have to be nice (eg)
7. You don't have to be nasty (wg)
6. You get to glue cousins into cow costumes (hee hee)
5. No one is ever quite sure what you are going to do
4. You get to see Vachon come out of the shower ...
   again, and again, and again....
3. Vachon ... in general
2. Improved sleeping conditions at the Church
   (War V reference)

And the number one reason to become a Vaquero...

"Because you can!" (9K)