King Daniel Says

Ooh! Shh! Everyone listen to what King Daniel has to say!

• You are only young once, but you can be immature forever. {My fave quote}
• People think you're different, but you're not.
• We're young and stupid.
• In Australia, everyone's kind of an equal psycho. In America, there's leaders of the pack.
• Yeah? You wanna go out on a date? Okay, Ive got to get consent from my dog, but I think she'll be cool with it.
• Shut up Gillies, or Ill break you!
• I would have grounded you for life for listening to techno!
• We dont try to convince peopl of anything. Think what you want, this is what we are, and if you dont believe us, we say f*ck you!
• I couldn't sleep til 6 o'clock. Ive been jerking off for hours in my bed. {Lovely Daniel...}
• I found a packet o chewing gum on the floor of a supermarket when I was little and put it in my pocket. Thats pretty hardcore. {Ha ha, thats cute.}
• We dont like rap or hip hop music. I dont even classify it as a valid form of music. Its a drum beat with some people talking.
• All the metal people are tough guys and we're little weeds.
• I'm not a social butterfly.
• I have a rock melon, anyway. I dont need a girlfriend.
• Some people think we'll be 15 forever. No, we were 15 two years ago dickhead!
• Chris has a girlfriend of two years, Ben has many girlfriends, and I have a dog.
• Ben's got a fixation with females. Me and Chris are trying to hold him back, but he's an animal!
• We're a peace loving, harmony band.
• Room service... baby, I could use a meal. {Yes love, you could}
• You want me to spit on you? You're f*cking stupid! Ive got herpes and Ive got all other kinds of diseases.
• That was more punk than punk.
• First it was Short Elvis. Then it was The Innocent Criminals. Then it was... umm... Penis Pulling Around Mounds of Death. Then it was Big Muffin. Then it was Big Fat Llama.
• Jesus, you are talking stupid. You look like a frog.
• If someone falls, and theyre kind of, you know, dying in pain, in agony, you pick them up and give them a kiss, maybe suck their penis. {Right Daniel...}

• Rock on. Continue to get older as the human race will progress and turn into donkey penises.
• I like to raise my finger. It shows my masculine side, shows how tough I am.
• Yes, Ive got a girls haircut. Im in touch with my feminine side.
• Ben's always got his trousers around his ankles. There's something pornographic about him.
• I make a mean veggie soup. Its the best. I chuck everything in it-every veggie, every spice-its beautiful.
• As long as there's fruit on the tour rider Im happy. I could eat fruit all day.
• I dont commit any major crimes. Im a good boy. {Thats sweet}
• Ill die at 72, 72 and 8 months. I reckon thats a good age.
• All the people over there in the "Snack Express" get your asses over here! You better come and rock the house! F*ck food, f*ck food! Thats not an incentive for anorexia, food is good! Food is good for you!
• We're called... umm... seizure salad. {It could be ceaser salad though.. not too sure}
• Rock and roll will never die!
• Ben Gillies is all muscle, no talent. Chris Joannou just has the best of both worlds. Im sitting here in the winners circle, cuz Ive already won.
• Ive always been second best, and thats my problem in life. I can never get to the motherf*cking top!
• I didnt want to write songs about being a tortured artist. I didnt want to glamorize depression. I just wanted to be honest and open.
• We never said we didnt suck-we know we suck. {No no no! You dont suck!}
• My brothers and sisters, we are gathered here today to f*cking rock the house! Can I get a hallelujah?
• I got to keep my pants up so they dont fall down, cuz Im not wearing any boxer shorts, so Im free ballin' it tonight!
• Dont throw anymore, we dont want gifts, just throw t-shirts and socks.
• We dont have style to cramp.
• When in doubt, lie.
• Could you not talk so loud, I cant hear the crunch of the food.
• Whos the f*ckwit who threw the water bomb at me?!? I just happen to be allergic to water knobjockey!
• I dont surf anymore, I stopped... I wasnt good enough and I wasnt impressing any girls so I stopped.
• All we do is play music, surf, and go to the pool hall.