If you like stupid, you're at the right site.
(Because it's pretty stupid)
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www.demented.uni.cc
Where people don't eat cows but cows eat people!
or www.hometown.aol.com/mistabrainsick/demented.html
(Apology below)
~~~*Apology to all*~~~
I would like to let everyone know that this site is a joke with very few (if any) facts. I made it and continue to work on it in order to entertain my friends and waste time in my life of boredom. I would also like to apologize in advance for anything which you may find offensive (i.e. making Papa Smurf out to be a coccaine addict/pimp) and remind you that Smurfs are not real just like PeeWee Herman and Michael Jackson (Who I also poke fun at). SO if I get you mad or something, just take a chill pill. Thank you.