From: gregreTo: sex@yomamma.comSent: 2000-06-27 20:29:00Subject: How I feel
This website is very rude and desrespectable to mothers I know they are jokes but these are vey harsh?!? Also your e-mail address is rediculous and a desgres
...so are your spelling skills.i don't give a fuck 'how you feel'. and what in the HELL does my site have to do with mothers? THERE AREN'T ANY FUCKING YOMAMMA JOKES HERE. *burp* =)
From: [HowAboutTheTruth@aol.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 2000-06-20 19:24:00Subject: Pregnant Heffer
You AssHole What the fuck is your problem? Why the fuck did you put me on your website? that is fucking illegal, you son of a bitch. I'm going to sue you for all you're worth, (which isn't that much) and take down your website if i don't get an apology! You flaming homo. You fucking fudge packer! My uncle is in the mob. We're gonna break your fucking legs, you frozen, blood soaked tampon popsickle.Eat my Fucking Shit, you faggot. Goto hell, where your father, `Belzeebub` can make you his secretary, and you can burn in hell. I truly hate you. Stop making fun of us. We are not the enemy. We peed on your doorstep, and left that flaming bag of shit. All you need to do is open the door and step on it so we can sue you for crushing our shit, you virgin for life. I am warning you, without an apology, i will sue you as of Friday. Get your lawyer ready, cause this will be one hell of a case, you faggot.
see? here's proof monkeys can type!read the disclaimer, ass rocket.
'fuckidy fuck fuck. you fucking fucker.'
From: [BishopCLM@aol.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 2000-06-19 14:31:00Subject: PENILE IMPLANTS
WHAT YOU REALLY NEEED HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS SITE IS LAME, NO FREAKING JOKES, I WANT MY FECKING JOKES YOU PIECE OF FECKING SPAM. THIS WEBSITE JUST TAKES UP SPACE ON THE WEB.BY THE WAY, IF YOU SEE MY DAD TELL HIM I''LL BE HOME FOR DINNER. CAN I BUY YOUR DOMAIN NAME? I'LL TAKE THIS DUMB SITE OFF YOUR HANDS IF YOU GIVE ME 5.00. THIS IS BALONEY.
GO WATCH BARNEY YOU IMMATURE PROGRAMMER. YOUR MOTHER WAS A PLUMBER, AND YOUR FATHER COULDN'T CLEAN THE PIPES. yOU WERE AN ACCIDENT, YOU MEASLY IDIOT.
YO mAMMA IS SO FAT, SHE HAD TO BE BAPTISED AT SEAWORLD HAHAHAHAHA. sHE GOT PENILE IMPLANTS IN HER FINGER. i'M GONNA BUST A NUT ON YOUR MAMMA'S CHEST. FUCKIDY FUCK FUCK. YOU FUCKING FUCKER. i JUST REALIZED WE CAN FUCKING CURSE AT YOU FUCKER. YOU SHOULD FUCK YOUR MOMMA UP THE ASS RIGHT ABOUT NOW, SHE'S DUE.
'fuckidy fuck fuck. you fucking fucker.'i'll have to remember that one.. LOL!
From: `teddy young` [teenster406@webtv.net]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 2000-04-14 18:49:00Subject: (no subject)
do u have ur momma jokes ..............cuz heres 1 that might work 4 yo momma .........docters know exactly when yo mom was born cuz she was so ugly she stopped the clock.....ohh now what beeotch
now [beeotch] you go down as being the dumbest fuck i have ever had the displeasure of meeting. you know, i've never expected email from the masses to discuss quantum physics... but, *damn* you people kill me. now where are one of those cute little fairies? there's one with this nice tight little...cheers,
yomamma
From: `teddy young` [teenster406@webtv.net]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 2000-04-15 12:23:00Subject: (no subject)
FUCK U LITTLE BITCH
no thanks. i already had some fairie ass.yomamma
From: Ash Ley [olpgurrl@hotmail.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-31 13:56:00Subject: (no subject)
Hey fuck-face,
yo.
Where the fuck are the 'yo mamma' jokes? You fucking bastard. You think you're this big tough guy. All you are is some computer geek-science fiction book writing-bottle cap glasses wearing-oops I pissed my pants again-zit faced-me no speaka da anglais-4'2`-chess club captain-faggot! I'll kick your ass and ten bitches that look just like you.
thanks for the offer, but i'll have to decline... i'm afraid that you might have ulterior motives and decide to practice other things on my ass. and, frankly, you're not turning me on.
news flash: i've received word from my buddy slack that you're of questionable sexuality. you signed some of your emails as `Ash` and then some as `Tyler`... additionally, you say that you want to beat up bitches. so, do you get off on hitting women, or do you prefer men? confused? well, one thing is for sure: you're not getting in my pants with THAT kind of attitude, buddy boy! next time, compliment me on my hair, or my beautiful eyes, or some shit like that... that always makes me stiff.
Just thought I should let you know what a loser you are. Thanks for your time and effort.
From Ash
no problem.
From: lambychops [lambychops@email.msn.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-08 21:32:00Subject: (no subject)
talk about the dumbing down of america......welcome to the herd
..you're not a beautiful and unique snowflake either, so get over it.
From: MJ Morrison [maryjois@home.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-27 16:14:00Subject: yo'!!!!!!!!! mamma bitch
yo bitch you wanna fuckin make a web page so you can act all clever and shit but heres a dandy you are a mother fucking retard im not a fan im a critic and my job is to tell queers like your self to get a fucking life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:[]
HAHAHA! aaahh good one. obviously you are too elite for me.
asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole asshole
now now kiddies, play nice.
From: William Shivers [0PQER@earthlink.net]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-26 21:02:00Subject: i think you are funny
i am just a little boy
heh.. well, i wouldn't tell anyone.. just keep repeating `size doesn't matter.. size doesn't matter`
but i think that you are really funny............................ NOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS EVER WALKED THE FACE OF THIS EARTH........YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MANKIND.......I HOPE YOUR CORPSE ROTTS IN HELL..............
`not?!` [valley girl] that is SOOOO like.. 80's and stuff! eewgh, icky!
BTW.....DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LISCENSE TO BE SO FUCKING STUPID?????............AND IN CASE YOU DID NOT REALISE IT YET,I AM NOT A LITTLE KID
you're not? NO FAIR! you should have given me hints!
YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPACE AND A LITTLE PUNCK ASS MOTHER FUCKER,SO INSTEAD OF WASTING PEOPLES TIME,WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND SUCK YOUR MAMMA'S DICK,OTHER WISE I'LL HAVE TO BEAT YOU WITH IT
*teehee* stop that, it tickles!
From: Douglas Bovitt [imagebay@home.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-15 22:31:00Subject: Re: Oh, yeah... One more thng...
WHAT?!?! THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ????
he's talking about that little ditty i pulled on ole' henry. notice he's an @home user.if you dont get it, i'm not going to waste my time explaining it to you. its there in plain fucking english. read it. its not like i'm talking too fast.. i mean, if you dont understand a part of it, slow down, and read it again. you'll get it eventually.
yomamma
From: Douglas Bovitt [imagebay@home.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-16 20:05:00Subject: Re: Oh, yeah... One more thng...
Tell your shrink that I think they're doin' a GREAT job.Dugb1
sure thing! now that i've stopped fucking that fat slob you call your woman, i feel 100% better! i really had a serious problem. i'm touched that you cared so much for me. thanks! *tears forming*yomamma
From: m-m [mustafa@emirates.net.ae]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-05 01:12:00Subject: why can't I?
because you're a moron.
why the hell can't we e-mail you about the yo mamma jokes are you a stupid nob or what!!!
a nob? ha! i don't think i've been called that one before.
go to hell and I will ask you about the yo mamma jokes if I want to.!!!
well.. well.. SO WILL I!!@# you.. you.. FART SNIFFER!
From: Student Name [UserId@Mbox.rrc.mb.ca]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-05 16:31:00Subject: (no subject)
you should have the top 50 mamma jokes. ya herd?!that would be cool.
no i shouldn't. i'm way to lazy to do something creative like that. it would suck.. (rather large donkey balls, at that.)
From: Emily Hendricks [EHendricks@mango.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-27 16:18:00Subject: freak of the week
Bitch, Nice email responses . All that bullshit was absolute trash. I actually LIKE your site. kinda funny that there are so many fuckin assholes in the world. What up with that crazy lookin chick on the front. You definitely should have something up with a little more fuckin taste and shit. That bitch is wac.. you need a good pic, like one of me for instance.. I would absolutely improve the scenery. Not like I give a fuck either way ....it's just probably something you should consider. Hey.....it could even improve you life...at least now when your bitch ass is jackin off in the shower you can have a bitch with a little more substance on your mind. Ahhhhh decisions decisions . what's it gonna be joe? How's a bout you write me back and tell me what you think. Alright? Good how old are you anyway? Oh by the way I like the pic of you ....you look like a nice bitch...so coincidental, cause I'm the Queen bitch. A ha. Peace out boy.****????*****
freak of the week:taste (and shit) is not the purpose of my page. i dont know what the purpose is, but hey.. i know its not about taste (or shit.. well maybe shit, but only from stupid people). btw, i'm 20. you think you're a bitch? prove it. show me how much of a bitch you are. b/c frankly, i'm not feeling you hittin very hard on the bitch-o-meter.
yomamma
From: Emily Hendricks [EHendricks@mango.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-29 15:00:00Subject: RE: freak of the week
No you were not just mocking me? [surprise, surprise!] Maybe it's not all about taste but it is all about interest. I'm not really quite sure you're ready to feel my flow of Queen bitch supreme bitch. [wait, i remember this from pep rallies! go bitch go!] Ooooo I just fucking scared myself. You don't want to fuck with this. The only l reason I bothered to write to you from the jump is cause you reminded me of someone I know or actually knew very well at one point. SO you want me to tell you what I did. Just some funny bitch humor cummin at ya.....I made a copy of your pic and sent it out to all these gay ass black supremacist web sites (yes, sadly, there really is such a thing). I posed as a struggling ghetto princess who's only access to the web was a long journey to the public library where there and only there she could contact her black brothers in cyber space. I proceeded to tell them how horrible my life has been since the day I met you, the painstaking agony you and your white friends have put me through [i have friends? white ones? and all this time i thought i was a social outcast!] ....but mainly YOU. All those horrible racial slurs you'd through in my face. Just call me Janikwa, but with a little more charm. I told them to go to your site (which is in itself a larger scale of mockery towards the ebonic world.) and figure out where you live. I made it VERY clear that I could not rest until you were punished. Prove it...what???? ooooo that hurts , Whatever I have to get back to my daily grill. Whas up now nigga????******QB******
weak, weak. my grandmother bakes cookies with more bite than that. the brothers are just gonna assume i'm pimping you, and you are just one of my pissed of bitchs now that they know your not one of their soul queens.. and, well, they're pretty close to the truth.*t00t!* another win for the home team...
yomamma
From: masna [masna@gateway.net]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-26 03:38:00Subject: (no subject)
Anywayz...your the bitch! *do you have any yo mamma jokes?* HA HA HA!!! Fuckin' asshole,bitch! peace out bitch!
erm.. no. what was the question again?
From: masna [masna@gateway.net]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-26 03:39:00Subject: (no subject)
By the way this site sucks big time! You got alot of work to do before this becomes a real good site, u get my drift! Little punck ass bitch
i have no intentions of making this a `real good site`. i have a life, ya know. and no, i dont get your drift. speaking english would help.
From: masna [masna@gateway.net]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-26 03:44:00Subject: (no subject)
OH..MY..GOSH.....THIS IS THE WORST SITE ON THE ENTIRE WEB, STRAIGHT UP!! this site sux all the way man! Bitch
werd'em up, nigga. check it, you disses are wacked out like ya bitch is on muh jimmy. jus acks tha ho whoz yomamma? tha bitch'll be screamin' muh name *all night long*!dumbass.
From: [Sweetgirl1456@aol.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-25 14:57:00Subject: Hey love your site !
Not really i hate it ! Whats the point ? Nothing i guess.Are you like retarded ? I really think you are !You website is so f***ing stupid ! Ok E-mail me backk bye kelly
sweetgirl1456? aptly named. you want me? i know, i know. i'm really hot aren't i? so, why don't you 'swing my way' and buck up on big wang?roughly translated valley girl dialect: really??????? the point is that you are like soooo totally stupid!!!!!! you stupid slut!!!!!! like.. you're the retarded one!!!!!!! i really think you are!!!!!! ok, suck my dick!
k bye yomamma
From: Jules [doggodxpac@hotmail.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-23 18:43:00Subject: Your web page is cool
Its pretty cool. Oh yeah, can you put some `yo mama` jokes on it?
can you people read?
From: Joe Cristello [jcrist@idirect.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-21 16:36:00Subject: BITCH
Hey Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wassup b.
why the fuck are there no yommam jokes?? Why are you being so fucking bitter?? Are you some kinda fucking weirdo?? You are full of bull shit, you tricked us into coming here! You fucking moron. You probably have no life what so ever, BITCH!!! Go fuck a sheep!! YOMAMMA IS SO FAT, SHE USES A MATRESS AS A MAXI PAD!! OH YAH, I FORGOT, DOGS DONT NEED MAXI PADS. YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
jcrist? it's the MESSIAH!!@ Jesus? i tricked you? YOU TRICKED ME!!@# i'm going to go fuck a sheep now. i hope you're happy.btw, if i'm a moron.. and i tricked you.. what does that make you? kinda makes you wonder what area of gene puddle you're in.
From: Harold Borchardt [HBorch@netcom.ca]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-21 17:03:00Subject: Are you that stupid?
Are so stupid that you can't even think of one flippin' yomamma joke? You say we are stupid you can't even think one joke. So whats up with that?Your biggest fan,
Carissa
the dog ran after the cat the cat ran up the tree. and flippin? what the fuck is that? gee whiz mister, you should beat the bejeezus out of your english teacher. do you know what a run-on sentence is?
From: [PLUR202@aol.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-21 22:05:00Subject: ABOUT YOUR WEB SITE
I FEEL LIKE STATEING MY OPINION I REALLY DONT LIKE YOUR SITE AT ALL IT SUX! THERE IS NOTHING INTERESTING OR FUNNY ABOUT IT AND THE SIGN THAT SAYS DO NOT EMAIL YOU TOTTALLY TO US MEANS EMAIL ME BAD. THAT IS PROBABLY THE HOLE PART OF THE SITE IS SO THAT PEOPLE WILL EMAIL YOU ISNT IT!
do not email me = EMAIL ME PLEASE, C'MON I REALLY WANT YOU TO!!@# i *assumed* you would read the messages. silly me! how did you get so smart? can you take courses for that?.. and does anyone on this planet know what a run-on sentence is?
From: [Lv2beeMe@aol.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-21 18:05:00Subject: (no subject)
This is the worst fucking page i ever saw in my entire life. YOU SUCK. get a life and learn how to make a page.
apparently, you haven't seen many pages, but don't lose faith grasshopper you are still young.
From: Brenda Miller [brendamiller@wwd.net]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-10-21 22:34:00Subject: hello!
hey, you are nothing but an asshole and i don't know why you even have a website. This website sucks ass, and i could do better than that even if i weren't trying. If you're not going to put things on your website that are suitable for the fucking public, your website will ALWAYS SUCK!
har, har, har!!@# silly bitch.. who said i built this site for the public?
i THINK YOU CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN THAT!!!
well, i can make butt noises with my arm pits. does that qualify?
Here little newby, take a glance at my website... Just so you know Exactly how it's done...
erm.. it would help if you included the url.
If you cant do any better than that, you shouldn't be even on a website at all... YOU HAVE TO RECONSTRUCT...
i have to? you mean right now? but.. but.. but, i don't WANNA *stomps*
and you had better straighten your fucking teenage attitude up.
or what? gonna tell my mommie?
sionara asshole!
isn't that spelled sayonara? spell checker anyone?
From: `Robbin Barnett` [thor@gbso.net]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-22 11:29:00Subject: hi
Do you trade football cards.
don't questions usually end with question marks? if you're gonna take the time to capitalize the first letter of the sentence and use punctuation at all, atleast get it right.
From: `John Banda` [johnbanda@hotmail.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-19 20:57:00Subject: Greetings
Hello, how are you?
besides the fact that i have been cursed with a rare disease called intelligence, i'm coping. i've cleverly disguised myself as a responsible adult.
From: SACdad [sclendaniel@hotmail.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-19 02:12:00Subject: Pussy
Hey bitch fuck, why the hell you havn't sent me a message. You snatch eatin' pussy fart. Why in Satan do you continued to be such a snottie little bitch and slander anyone who attempts to make sense of your worthless website. If you want to see a good page check out your competition at http://www.yomomma.com this guy is obviously a sensitive fellow. He had a similar Idea to yours and also has no Yo Momma jokes. He has done it in a much more tasteful way though. Try not to be so hard on people, you rag on way to many people. So suck up your offended ego, and realize the world isn't that awful of a place. Besides dumbfuck you did name your page yomamma.com I would expect that people are gonna be curious why there are no dumb jokes.SAC out
actually, i don't slander EVERYONE that emails me... just the bitches with an attitude. there are a LOT of people out there that actually LIKE my site. additionally, they are just as moronic as the people that email me saying they hate it, but you don't see me posting their emails on here and slamming them do you? and who the fuck do you think you are to judge me? you don't like my site? blow it out your ass. i didn't twist your arm and MAKE you visit it. so don't you bitch at me with your `i am mightier than thou` bullshit. if you would actually READ the shit on my page, you would see WHY i don't have yomamma jokes on there... but, obviously that is beyond the scope of your talents, and i couldn't expect THAT much from you.you rode the short bus in high school didn't you?
with love,
mr. badman yomamma
From: [MHo4567800@aol.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-17 18:19:00Subject: (no subject)
send to NJH0534 u have any doin your mamma jokes sweetie
i'm sorry. i don't understand AOL jibberish. could you translate that to english?
From: [SUPRMOO1@aol.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-16 01:14:00Subject: ok, here it is
ok, you lazy, good for nothing, dickless ,son of a bitch...i'm seriosly pondering wether i should kick you directly in the ass. your site blows goats, and so does...YO MAMMA!!!
actually, i prefer chickens. goats only make this annoy `baaaaah, baaaaaaaaaaah!` sound.. but, chickens, well.. nevermind.
From: Erin Price [emprice@quixnet.net]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-16 04:18:00Subject: fuckwad
go to hell while fucking your sister shit for brains.later.
hmm.. is she a chicken?
From: Michael Chapman [vbmike16@hotmail.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-13 19:59:00Subject: no subject
I think all this bull shit thats going back and fourth between you and those other loosers needs to stop. You all need to grow the fuck up and act your damn age and not your fucking IQ. If you don't want them e mailing you about yomomma jokes then don't make your website Yomomma.com! Use your fucking head!
well, i did use my head, and 9 months later you came along. and look what i have now. you see where THAT got me?
From: Chris Milburn [cm16@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-12 00:11:00Subject: (no subject)
YO MAMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sigh* there is no hope for you people.
From: Leonard Rubia [2len@home.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-11 16:24:00Subject: (no subject)
I think your site sucks and your are a fuckin prick. O yeah the jokes suck too.
what the fuck are you talking about? there aren't any jokes.
From: Leonard Rubia [2len@home.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-11 16:33:00Subject: (no subject)
I am emailing you about yomomma jokes just for you bitch!!! Your site is dumd like you and yomomma
how sweet! you're a true romantic.
From: Leonard Rubia [2len@home.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-11 16:26:00Subject: (no subject)
Learn how to spell dork
right-o me buddy ole pal, i'll try to do better. how do you spell `dumb` again?
From: Ricardo [elsuave@netzero.net]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1998-11-12 16:02:00Subject: (no subject)
wht are you so stupid?
i'm stupid? haha! you're right, i guess it's just me.
From: [BMc1114025@aol.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-11 12:43:00Subject: hey
never mind
i hate AOL'ers.
From: ann brennan [tommybabe01@hotmail.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-09 13:22:00Subject: butt
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE MEAN!!!!!! IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY TO GET YOU FAMOUS YOMAMMA JOKES? PLEASE IF YOU HAVE A HEART WOULD YOU MIND SENDING ME SOME JOKES. THANKS, TOMMYBABE01
look pudding butt, yomamma jokes go bye bye. no yomamma jokes here. btw, stay away from the electrical outlets, they bite... they might hurt my little TOMMYBABE01. mmmm k boo boo?
From: a. barber [adam_barber@hotmail.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-21 23:00:00Subject: (no subject)
There is no point to try to insult you b/c thats the intire point of your site. [don't you mean `entire`?] I think yomamma.com is a pretty funny site not that you care but why do you act so pissed off? If everyone keeps sending you e-mail about your-mama jokes, why dont you just take your address off the web site and they wont. Correct?Later,
adam
you left out an 'm'. it's yomamma.you're a smart one. how many times do i have to explain it to you ass monkeys? just because a site is named yomamma.com does NOT mean that there are yomamma jokes here. i don't give a rat's ass if people want yomamma jokes. it's my page, and they're not gonna get them here. besides, i LIKE venting on you bastards. i get a real kick out of it.
From: a. barber [adam_barber@hotmail.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-21 23:00:00Subject: (no subject)
There is no point to try to insult you b/c thats the intire point of your site.
you left out an 'm'. it's yomamma.[don't you mean `entire`?]
you're a smart one. how many times do i have to explain it to you ass monkeys? just because a site is named yomamma.com does NOT mean that there are yomamma jokes here. i don't give a rat's ass if people want yomamma jokes. it's my page, and they're not gonna get them here. besides, i LIKE venting on you bastards. i get a real kick out of it.
From: [BNITO@aol.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-12-07 19:31:00Subject: fuck shots of bea arthur as you requested
your page almost makes me not wanna kill myself. almost.fondly,
john `uncle jesse` stamos
yomamma to the rescue!
From: SACdad [sclendaniel@hotmail.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-16 22:54:00Subject: I think you made emily hendricks up. pigvomit.....
Hey PigvomitYou know I definitely think that conjured the character Emily Hendricks from your silly little idiotic brain. You really must be pathetic to have actually spent the time required to imagine a woman like her. I can't believe you would take the time to put a made up woman in your website. I find it amazing and sexist that you would have the gall to knock her for being 300 pounds. I dig your website though It is a good attention getter having YoMomma as your address. If there really is a Emily Hendricks, which I doubt, I am surprised that she would pay any kind of attention to yourself. She is obviously a delicate flower unable to be touched by the lowly likes of yourself. I looked at your picture you slightly resemble a sexually frustrated hog. It is quite obvious though that you are a latent homosexual, not that there is anything wrong with that. I just find it humorous that you create women out of your puny little moronic peabrain for the simple reason of disguising your gay tendencies........
-SAC DADDIE
[sclendaniel@hotmail.com]
maybe i'm off my rocker, but isn't `pigvomit` two words?sad but true, there is a pathetic bitch out there that goes by the name Emily Hendricks. brother, i hate to break the bad news to ya, but you've been had. anyhoo, if it makes you feel any better, the crack about me `resembling a sexually frustrated hog` made me chuckle. =)
From: [NeffEn8eZ@aol.com]To: [sex@yomamma.com]Sent: 1999-11-13 22:22:00Subject: (no subject)
could i have some yo mama jokes plaease
joe friday impersonation: listen here mister, you just take it easy. get a number, and wait your turn like everybody else.