...so are your spelling skills.

i don't give a fuck 'how you feel'. and what in the HELL does my site have to do with mothers? THERE AREN'T ANY FUCKING YOMAMMA JOKES HERE. *burp* =)

see? here's proof monkeys can type!

read the disclaimer, ass rocket.

'fuckidy fuck fuck. you fucking fucker.'

'fuckidy fuck fuck. you fucking fucker.'

i'll have to remember that one.. LOL!

now [beeotch] you go down as being the dumbest fuck i have ever had the displeasure of meeting. you know, i've never expected email from the masses to discuss quantum physics... but, *damn* you people kill me. now where are one of those cute little fairies? there's one with this nice tight little...

cheers,
yomamma

no thanks. i already had some fairie ass.

yomamma

no problem.

..you're not a beautiful and unique snowflake either, so get over it.

now now kiddies, play nice.

*teehee* stop that, it tickles!

he's talking about that little ditty i pulled on ole' henry. notice he's an @home user.

if you dont get it, i'm not going to waste my time explaining it to you. its there in plain fucking english. read it. its not like i'm talking too fast.. i mean, if you dont understand a part of it, slow down, and read it again. you'll get it eventually.

yomamma

sure thing! now that i've stopped fucking that fat slob you call your woman, i feel 100% better! i really had a serious problem. i'm touched that you cared so much for me. thanks! *tears forming*

yomamma

well.. well.. SO WILL I!!@# you.. you.. FART SNIFFER!

no i shouldn't. i'm way to lazy to do something creative like that. it would suck.. (rather large donkey balls, at that.)

freak of the week:

taste (and shit) is not the purpose of my page. i dont know what the purpose is, but hey.. i know its not about taste (or shit.. well maybe shit, but only from stupid people). btw, i'm 20. you think you're a bitch? prove it. show me how much of a bitch you are. b/c frankly, i'm not feeling you hittin very hard on the bitch-o-meter.

yomamma

weak, weak. my grandmother bakes cookies with more bite than that. the brothers are just gonna assume i'm pimping you, and you are just one of my pissed of bitchs now that they know your not one of their soul queens.. and, well, they're pretty close to the truth.

*t00t!* another win for the home team...

yomamma

erm.. no. what was the question again?

i have no intentions of making this a `real good site`. i have a life, ya know. and no, i dont get your drift. speaking english would help.

werd'em up, nigga. check it, you disses are wacked out like ya bitch is on muh jimmy. jus acks tha ho whoz yomamma? tha bitch'll be screamin' muh name *all night long*!

dumbass.

sweetgirl1456? aptly named. you want me? i know, i know. i'm really hot aren't i? so, why don't you 'swing my way' and buck up on big wang?

roughly translated valley girl dialect: really??????? the point is that you are like soooo totally stupid!!!!!! you stupid slut!!!!!! like.. you're the retarded one!!!!!!! i really think you are!!!!!! ok, suck my dick!

k bye yomamma

can you people read?

jcrist? it's the MESSIAH!!@ Jesus? i tricked you? YOU TRICKED ME!!@# i'm going to go fuck a sheep now. i hope you're happy.

btw, if i'm a moron.. and i tricked you.. what does that make you? kinda makes you wonder what area of gene puddle you're in.

the dog ran after the cat the cat ran up the tree. and flippin? what the fuck is that? gee whiz mister, you should beat the bejeezus out of your english teacher. do you know what a run-on sentence is?

do not email me = EMAIL ME PLEASE, C'MON I REALLY WANT YOU TO!!@# i *assumed* you would read the messages. silly me! how did you get so smart? can you take courses for that?.. and does anyone on this planet know what a run-on sentence is?

apparently, you haven't seen many pages, but don't lose faith grasshopper you are still young.

isn't that spelled sayonara? spell checker anyone?

don't questions usually end with question marks? if you're gonna take the time to capitalize the first letter of the sentence and use punctuation at all, atleast get it right.

besides the fact that i have been cursed with a rare disease called intelligence, i'm coping. i've cleverly disguised myself as a responsible adult.

actually, i don't slander EVERYONE that emails me... just the bitches with an attitude. there are a LOT of people out there that actually LIKE my site. additionally, they are just as moronic as the people that email me saying they hate it, but you don't see me posting their emails on here and slamming them do you? and who the fuck do you think you are to judge me? you don't like my site? blow it out your ass. i didn't twist your arm and MAKE you visit it. so don't you bitch at me with your `i am mightier than thou` bullshit. if you would actually READ the shit on my page, you would see WHY i don't have yomamma jokes on there... but, obviously that is beyond the scope of your talents, and i couldn't expect THAT much from you.

you rode the short bus in high school didn't you?

with love,
mr. badman yomamma

i'm sorry. i don't understand AOL jibberish. could you translate that to english?

actually, i prefer chickens. goats only make this annoy `baaaaah, baaaaaaaaaaah!` sound.. but, chickens, well.. nevermind.

hmm.. is she a chicken?

well, i did use my head, and 9 months later you came along. and look what i have now. you see where THAT got me?

*sigh* there is no hope for you people.

what the fuck are you talking about? there aren't any jokes.

how sweet! you're a true romantic.

right-o me buddy ole pal, i'll try to do better. how do you spell `dumb` again?

i'm stupid? haha! you're right, i guess it's just me.

i hate AOL'ers.

look pudding butt, yomamma jokes go bye bye. no yomamma jokes here. btw, stay away from the electrical outlets, they bite... they might hurt my little TOMMYBABE01. mmmm k boo boo?

you left out an 'm'. it's yomamma.

you're a smart one. how many times do i have to explain it to you ass monkeys? just because a site is named yomamma.com does NOT mean that there are yomamma jokes here. i don't give a rat's ass if people want yomamma jokes. it's my page, and they're not gonna get them here. besides, i LIKE venting on you bastards. i get a real kick out of it.

you left out an 'm'. it's yomamma.

[don't you mean `entire`?]

you're a smart one. how many times do i have to explain it to you ass monkeys? just because a site is named yomamma.com does NOT mean that there are yomamma jokes here. i don't give a rat's ass if people want yomamma jokes. it's my page, and they're not gonna get them here. besides, i LIKE venting on you bastards. i get a real kick out of it.

yomamma to the rescue!

maybe i'm off my rocker, but isn't `pigvomit` two words?

sad but true, there is a pathetic bitch out there that goes by the name Emily Hendricks. brother, i hate to break the bad news to ya, but you've been had. anyhoo, if it makes you feel any better, the crack about me `resembling a sexually frustrated hog` made me chuckle. =)

joe friday impersonation: listen here mister, you just take it easy. get a number, and wait your turn like everybody else.