All of your favorite quotes from one of our drunken late night escapades, captured here for all of us to enjoy and reminisce.
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New Quotes
"Dude, you still smell like strippers." - Scott
"This girl ain't never seen Southern Hospitality when it's going in the other direction." - Randy
"You wants to see a woman F' a donkey" - Scott
"Well, you can come dance at my friends club. Its in his apartment and I'll even bring a bottle of alcohol." - Brad
"Welcome to Bowl Talk, the lines are open." - Ed Hajas
"I have to go to the bathroom... but I don't want to leave you." - Scott
Old Quotes
"There is no 'I' in bowl." - Brad
"You might fart, gamble, and lose."
"I had a brief facination with Jonny Bravo." - Jeremy Duval
"gooottta lock up, gooottta lock up." - Scott
"i'm in jail, i don't belong in jail...dude put something black on and come
break me out." - Scott
"my antidrug is first base" - Scott
"it ain't ________" (fill in the blank with what it ain't) - Scott
"shit yeah wes" -randall pink
"hey, let me teeellll you somethin." - mechanicsville, va
"hope you die, zzzzztttt" - lightning monster
"i would f the shit out of dave matthews" - brad and dan
"i have to take a groaner myself...either that or may enormous prostate and bladder are planning a coup d' tah on Gen. brain and adm. Heart" - Dan
"Her pulling the plug was like he ring leader closing the big top right before the dancing bear was got to strut his stuff." - Dan
"Not telling me that i have a small penis for three years to not hurt my feelings, is just like me not telling her she has a fat ass for three years not to hurt hers." - Dan
"My anti-drug is marijuana." - Mark
"Do you like my Italian manhood?" - Dan
"So AL-pplesauce, you ever toss some salad?" - Brad
"Did you ever get so drunk you thought you could suck the best dick?" - Dan
"This is my napkin. Its covered in ether." - Brad
"In the middle of Mexico you have mormons plowing fields with square tires." - Brad
"Ever jerk off with your left hand cause it feels like someone else?" - Dan
"While I'm here, I might as well pick up something for myself." - Theif (In Randy's voice)
"If it lays down and doesn't move, then it's just like you." - Dan
"Why are there no good looking guys in porn?" - Brad
"My other anti-drug is murder." - Mark
"Excuse me, do you provide services?" - Brad
"She was in my top three girls I'd marry. - Mark
"Well, now she'll have to be in the top three you'd have an affair with." - Brad
"I'm going to the bear pits tomorrow." - Tafford
"The best thing about Japanese girls is that they're all Asian." - Dan