OOPS...CHRISTINA GOT DISSED AGAIN It has become an accepted fact that most of the "teen divas" are fans of and have been inspired by Madonna. It was recently announced that Madonna would be doing a duet with none other than Britney Spears(u go girl!). Madonna also wore a Britney Spears top at one of her concerts and dedicated one of her songs to her. What does this have to do with crusty? Absolutely nothing-she wasn't even given a second thought...
CHRISTINA IN ALLOY QUIZ www.alloy.com has many quizzes. Recently, there was a quiz at this site where one can find out if one is a "beauty addict." In the results of this quiz, the following was found:You know when to glam it up and when to leave it alone, and that makes you confident and beautiful. It also protects you from ever looking as over-the-top tacky as Christina Aguilera.
WHAT DOES CHRISTINA HAVE IN COMMON WITH BOY BANDS? (source unknown) In today's world, a young male admitting he enjoys music produced by a mega-hit boy band is as common as seeing Christina Aguilera trying to cover-up her cleavage and bare midriff on MTV.
CHRISTINA'S GROWN UP(source unknown) Meet Christina Aguilera. She is 19 now-almost 20, she says-and she's sick and tired of being treated like a child. "I wasn't sure if I should wear that Playboy shirt," she admits about a recent public appearance. "It's suggestive, in a way(In a way???). So me and my stylist discussed it. And I decided:I'm 19 years old, and 19-year-olds are going to wear things like that. Just because I have a certain image, everyone wants me to be this role model. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But nobody is perfect, and nobody can live up to that (I know what you mean-it really is hard to be a decent person once in a while). I'm living my life." She realises that she's beginning to sound pouty(Really? I hadn't noticed) and stops, then looks up wide-eyed, earnestly, like an adult:"I think(now we know she's lying) my personality is fighting to come out, and that personality is fighting with the image that everyone else has of me." Teeny-boppers, your good girl has gone bad. Or at least wants to go bad. Or perhaps she's always been bad. Or maybe it's just been a long, confusing nine months. (Funny that they should talk about that period of time in a Christina article...)
CHRISTINA FEELS IMPORTANT Miss Thong herself reportedly kicked a Westlife member out of a bar. He was at the bar having a drink when she decided he was in her seat. She got her bodyguards to inform him of this and "ask" him to leave.
CHRISTINA DIVAS UP(from www.alloy.com) What does Christina want? Lots of junk food. When does she want it? Now! Who does she want to get it for her? People who don't work for her and owe her nothing! That's right, according to The New York Post, Christina has been acting like quite the diva lately, ordering people around and demanding yhr toysl treatment wherever she goes. In fact, during a nine-hour cover shoot for Seventeen magazine, she repeatedly asked several of the mag's editors - as in, people whose job description does not include kow-towing to bratty celebs - to fetch her a laundry list of items, including: Chicken McNuggets, two large orders of McDonald's fries, a chocolate shake, two slices of pizza, a Starbucks caffe mocha, and a taco salad from Wendy's. Hmm, looks like Christina's a diva in more than the vocal department....
CHRISTINA GOES TO THE PROM According to my sources, Christina went to her prom and, apart from behaving in a not-too-ladylike manner, announced that she would leave if any of Britney's songs were played.
THE LUCKY CONTEST WINNER One "lucky" boy won a competition and therefore was supposed to meet Christina. However, she just gave him a CD and left. Wow, I bet she really loves her fan!
CHRISTINA WHAT? (from Smash Hits): We don't know about you but we always have a hard time pronouncing Christina Aguilera's surname so we've come up with a few alternatives! Christina A Gorilla, Christina Aqualibra, Christina Apple Peeler, Christina Animal Feeder, Christina Smith
A LESSON LEARNED?(from www.seventeen.com) Christina Aguilera is justifiably peeved at Eminem for dissing her on his single "The Real Slim Shady," (justifiably? Britney and N Sync didn't seem to bothered about it...) but she's also annoyed at Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst for appearing in the song's video. "Fred, man, how dumb are you if you're trying to get with somebody and then you are going to appear in a video that flat-out disses her," she tells Rolling Stone. "Fred and I were actually being cool with each other. He took me out one time and bought me a milkshake." Aguilera then started hearing all sorts of rumours about the two of them, and got sick of it. "I was like, 'Something is up, he is being shady.' He flat-out told me before the video came out that he was in it."
WHAT THIS GIRL DOESN'T WANT(letter printed in Cosmo Girl! regarding an article about her in a previous issue) I have just one question about your March issue: What makes Christina Aguilera think she knows everything about guys? It's getting really anoying!-Carolyn, 16, Spokane, WA (note that there was only one other letter concerning her in the magazine)
CHRISTINA VISITS THE AMBASSADOR(??????): On MTV's Diary, there was a segment where our favourite screecher visited the Ecuadorean Ambassador. Her outfit for this visit included leather pants, spots of blue randomly splashed onto her straw...I mean hair and a blue top. This top had no back and showed the ambassador and his associates Ms.Aguilera's bra. Charming...
