Here is a collection of quotes from either Shawn or his characters. If you have any others that you would want to share, feel free to email me at lilaznlavgurlio@hotmail.com. I will give out credits.
~From interviews with Shawn:
"Shawn: I shoved my fingers up a tiger's nose once."
~From Animorphs:
"Jake: My name is Jake."
~From X-Men:
"Bobby: Welcome to Mutant High."
~From In A Heartbeat:
"Tyler: I can't give the injection."
"Tyler: They wouldn't know how to play even if they swallowed a Limp Bizkit."
Credits to Lauren B.:
"Tyler: This is the most juvenile thing I've ever done!"
"Tyler: All he cares about are things... the right people, his stupid boat, his precious car.. I mean the other day a bird pooped on his Jag and I swear he was going to have a heart attack!"
"Tyler: Son is a pussycat like Big Ben is a wristwatch!"