So, who is this Primus, and why do they suck? Well, let me begin by introducing you to a fellow by the name of Les Claypool, the singer/bassist for Primus. This gentleman is only the most talented human to walk the earth.You see, Primus is a bit backwards in their musical leanings. The bass is the main instrument, up front like a lead guitar would be in a normal band. The guitar in turn, played by none other than Ler La Londe, finds itself dancing in and out of the bass lines. I like to call this phenomenon noodling. The drums began as a very non conformist tribal/latin/funk realm being a very integral part of the melodies. These days, Primus has a new drummer named Brain who prefers a more traditional and simplistic march style. Many a fan has said sour things about the Brain, but I myself think if he's good enough for Les, well he's damn good enough for me. These boys have succesfully avoided becoming mainstream with the exception of a few brushes with the demon. But, don't despair, they kinda like it that way. And if you are looking for love songs, or social commentary, it's pretty hard to come by with these bastards. Instead they prefer more lighthearted songs such as "Tommy the Cat", "Toys", and "Damn Blue Collared Tweekers". So, if you are in the mood for some downright impressive shit, Primus is the band for you. Oh yeah, one more thing, they suck!
So, you too can enjoy the great American Phenom that is Primus. You can say Primus Sucks with pride. And if you're lucky, and don't blink, you can see them in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey at the Battle of the Bands.
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