Welcome to the Laguna middle school Website. Before we continue me must make one thing clear. You may have read the article in the July 18, 1999 issue of the Daily Chronicle discussing the 17 student disapearences that have occured recently. THESE NEVER HAPPENED! The article also mentioned a drug bust regarding the world's largest crack/cocaine ring. THIS ALSO NEVER HAPPENED! In fact, even if you come to the school your- self and see these things happening IT'S ALL IN YOUR MIND!
Thank you,
Laguna Staff
This is a parody. We do not intend to offend
associates of Laguna Middle School, or the
San Luis Coastal Unified School District.
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