ICE FISHIN' BLONDES
One day, a group of blondes and a group of brunettes went ice fishing on either sides of the lake.
They all got settled and started fishing
The brunettes were pulling out the fish like crazy, while the blondes didn't even get a bite!
The blondes spent 2 hours trying to figure out what to do.
Then they got it.
They sent a "spy" over to the other side to see what the brunettes were doing differently.
So she went over there and started thinking and watching.
She sat there for an hour.
Then, she yelled "I GOT IT!!!" and ran back.
When she got back, all the other blondes asked what the brunettes were doing differently.
She said-"They cut a hole in the ice!!"
ROW BOAT
There was a blond in the middle of a corn field rowing a boat, when another blonde drove by.
The blonde in the car got out and hollered to the other one, "Its blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.
If I could swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson."
