My Love Story

generated by a cheesy chain letter site, here.

Try using that site to come up with an inventive little "screw you" story like this one. The little words and phrases that "just don't seem to fit" in this little love story were, of course, generated by words entered by Cocytus; proprietor, milk-drinker, and cheese-eater of 90 Degrees From Nowhere.

One goddamn summer day at a gay bar you see the most slutty creature you have ever seen. Their name is Belluzibubina , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Diablo and say, "Wow, that has to be the most slutty body I have ever seen. Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so big , and was wondering if you'd like to go to a hotel with me and fuck ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, "Eat shit and die. " and go with them. When you finally get to a hotel , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a fucker hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: "Belluzibubina is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. she will ask you out in 666 days or less, but only if you forward this site on ICQ or by email to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 666 years!"