Welcome to Why I'm Cancelling Xmas. This is a general rants entry. Which is to say, the forum in which I get to bitch about persons, places or things that piss me off or which are generally stoopid. It's funny, too, because this is alot like what alot of people think my old buddy Gremlin's News of the Stoopid subsite is supposed to be. Which is to say, this is the place where enemies of all sorts get stomped on a one on one basis. Cool huh?
Remember that everything contained in these entries, as with the rest of this website, is to be taken as an opinion. Not nessesarily that of the author, his web host or any persons, companies or multigalaxial conglomerates that may or may not be associated with this website or it's agents. Which is to say, loosen the hell up!
Found someone, something, or someplace stoopid? Wanna share?. Simply EMail your story, complaint, review, or rant to Swyndle for consideration. Just keep in mind, The Great American Swyndle reserves the right to refuse any submission for any reason,without notice to the author. If the report is published, theoriginal author and the submittor [as applies] will be credited in full. For that, if you'd rather not have your EMail address or name published herein, please attach the proper pen name, etc. to the original story. WARNING: If you do not submit a name, pen, or otherwise, your entry will NOT be posted, but met with immediate deletion. Unless I decide to write about you for doing that. Enjoy.
~Swyndle
Things worth cancelling X-mas over:
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