~Math Quotes~
"Stabbing your partner with a pen is not the answer."
~Math class, 9th grade
"All of this may disturb you."
~PDM Math Book
"What's 27 times 75?" "A lot."
~Mr. Keller and Some Student
"Be^rt=R(n^e)"
~Mr. Keller
"Is that a plus or a minus with a line through it?"
~Steven
"Faster than a TI-83
More powerful than a Pentium IV
Able to solve calculus equations in a single step
It's a calculator
It's a computer
No, it's Infinity Man."
"If there are unicorns, then 1=2."
~PDM Math Book
"turkeyturkeyturkeyturkeyturkeyturkey"
~Nate
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