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PEANUTS
The local Pastor was visiting the home of
Sister Jones to comfort her after the
recent loss of her husband.
"Come in Pastor." stated Sister Jones,
"Have a seat on the sofa."
Sitting on the sofa, the Pastor eyed a dish
of peanuts on the coffee table. He took a
few of the peanuts and began to eat them.
After ten minutes he realized he had eaten
nearly all the peanuts.
"Why Sister Jones," said Pastor," It appears
I have eaten almost all your peanuts!"
"Thats ok Pastor," replied Sister Jones,"now
that I have lost all my teeth I only get to
suck the chocolate off!"
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