The Spring Cup Day 2
Day two:After getting up with slight hangovers and chucking some breakfast down our throats we were raring to go swimming in the Devonshire? OOPS! that should be golfing in the Devonshire countryside. It all started off good with just a bit of drizzle but as the day wore on the weather got worse. The only four ball that finished were Yoda, Trickey, Tarquin and Northern B (GP). The rest ended it all (no not suicide) at the 9th and played the 18th to try for the nearest the pin ( with a force 6 headwind it was virtually impossible). Soaked to the skin we went back to our rooms and got cleaned up. We met in the bar and ordered some cabs to take us into Torquay............... We had a few beers and did some 10 pin bowling. Yoda thought he was in the R.A.F during the second world war and that pins were dams (sing the dambusters song, "der der da der" etc.)as he bounced those balls down the lane. We then split up for a while, as some went off to look for something to eat and some went to the Wetherspoons pub (cheap (good)beer and cheap food).Some went off to a curry house and Northern B (GP) had to have chips with his curry, chucked in the bowl. ......................Big John started chatting up some manky old (65 at least) pikey granny, Burgs for some reason couldn't get the thought of baby oil out of his head.....According to Yoda the littlest hobo is a paedaphile dog..... After getting pissed some went back to the DGCC in cabs and some of us went to this spectacle of a place (lets call it a club for identification) called The Rainbow........At the Rainbow the old geezer on the front desk said "youll be alright tonight as there were plenty of women in toinight boys" we climbed over the zimmer frames and invalid carriages near the doorway and went upstairs.We drank some more, had a dance and fought off the grannies and the tarts........ Mucky got shouted off the stage during Sisters Are Doing it for Themselves which was a womens only number (see Piss Artists Impressions page).........Big John went out for something to eat, (yeah right, the pikey bird was also missing). The lights came on and we stumbled out into Torquay.....Walking down the street looking for a cab to take us all home, Yoda was like a five year old running all over the place (he needed a set of reins).......Tarquin suggested that we go for a paddle in the sea (see piss artists impressions). Everyone bottled out except Trickey. After the feet were thawed we got in a cab to take back to the DGCC. The music was blaring and we all had a good sing song. The BEST CAB RIDE EVER. When we got back, (fancy coming in for a nosh?) we went to the driving range and howled at the moon (sang and danced) like lunatics and decided enough was enough....Where did we find Big John? Lying on the floor in the corridor outside his room like a vagrant..........!
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