Mays member profile is Catalogue Man

Welcome to May's club member profile. This month we are profiling the hen pecked Catalogue Man.

Looks and Personality

• Looks quite disimilar to the above i.e a bit more flab and a lot less muscle
• He probably wears golfing clothing to bed as he seems to wear it any other time
• The fastest reverse quick draw (wallet) you have ever seen
• Will take cash payments willingly from friends and colleagues for favours
• Likes to sit at the top table

Recent Sayings

• Nice and easy (to put you off when you are teeing up)
• Bend over and i'll show you how gay I am