Thanks to hermes for correcting a few mistakes on this page
(Billboard)
02:01;1 I have some unresolved childhood issues (T
shirt)
03:05;4 I can't believe they fired me
(Billboard)
03:16;1 She gets the kids and the house. I get the
car
03:16;2 I guess people change
03:16;3 Everyone said I
should get Windows
95
03:17;1 Why do pets have to die?
03:17;1 I like
country music. It tells the truth
03:17;3 Some days are better than
others
03:17;4 What do you mean you need more space?
03:17;5
The garage thinks it's the clutch
03:17;6 I hate my
body
03:18;1 Can we hear that Radiohead track just once
more?
03:18;2 If I only understood what women
wanted...
06:01;3 This should have been my time
(watchface)
06:22;4 Yes, I'm in telemarketing sales...
(Billboard)
07:01;1 We probably expect too much of George Lucas...
(Billboard)
09:01;1 Chucklin' Duck Quote Heh heh! I got out of
internet trading just in time! (Poster) NOTE: I assume Chucklin' Duck is
the flip side of Weeping Gorilla. This is the only quote I can find by
him.
09:08;1 I guess all the Waltons must be dead by
now (Billboard)
10:01;1 Who remaindered the book of love?
(Billboard)
10:24;5Commitment?uh...yeah..that sounds great (Billboard)
11:04;2 I mean,"Forty." It's just a number, after all...
(Billboard)
11:17;3 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. This is all my fault
14:24;5 Sometimes I hurt myself (Poster)
15:24;1 Well, no.
I didn't vote for him either...(Billboard)
16:03;3-5 Why can't
everybody just, y'know, get along? (Billboard)
18:01;3 Why are you so
bitter? (Billboard)
Book Three Back Page: Oh, man, that was deep. -
ad on last page listing America's Best Comics Collected Editions
19:02;2 Then I told the protestor, "yeah", the
fur's real. so What?" (Billboard)
21:01;1 Why is there spinach? (T-shirt)
23:28;2 Tony the tiger looks...different. (Billboard)
24:3;3 What hurt me most, though, was the pain (Billboard)
25:5;5 Both sides have their good points (thought bubble)
25:8;5Why do good things happen to bad people (thought bubble)
25:20;3 There's always Somet(hing?) (poster on Stacia's bedroom door) also partly visible on
25:21;3
Both Weeping Gorilla and Chucklin Duck can be found in side by side single panels in the Greyshirt Indigo Sunset series of which the first six have been collected as a trade paperback(they are not scripted by Moore but by Rick Veitch) and there is also a nice cameo of a Weeping Gorilla Comix in the Leah Moore scripted story illustrated by Sergio Aragones "King Solomon Pines" which can be found in Tom Strong's Terrific Tales #5
Why do I have to be the Funny one?