ah well one day i was in a chat with some friends and
two guys my friend knew came in and i was in my GORD
state. they seemed not too like it. i showed them all.
deathtokoalas: eh hahahah
HDCA2: hi
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HDCA2: hello all
sweetnsourmonkey: muha muhahaha
HDCA2: lol
HDCA2: introduce urself ppl\
Macdaddygerbs: hey
HDCA2: for other ppl
deathtokoalas: i am the GORD!!
deathtokoalas: u shall have no other GORD
deathtokoalas: for i am the only GORD u shall have
Macdaddygerbs: im gerble
sweetnsourmonkey: i am dishwally
deathtokoalas: lol
HDCA2: lol
deathtokoalas: u humor The GORD
sweetnsourmonkey: or do i?
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HDCA2: lol
HDCA2: we need more ppl guys
HDCA2: invite more ppl n e one
sweetnsourmonkey: gord you were telling me about how
to foil an alien abduction.....yet you never finished.
would you mind proceding?
HDCA2: zach had to go to bead
deathtokoalas: well as The GORD was saying
deathtokoalas: i believe the "alien" should die. and
the u, the friendly passerby should show how
to check if the alien is dead
sweetnsourmonkey: that does bring out a good point
deathtokoalas: how you check if the alien is dead The
GORD does not know yet but The GORD is open to
suggestions
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deathtokoalas: ah The GORD is not amused by the feeble
minded sunspotjonz14
deathtokoalas: how dare he leave the presense of The
GORD with out asking permission
deathtokoalas: The GORD is angered by his
imperfection!!!
sweetnsourmonkey: how disgraceful
sweetnsourmonkey: i will immediately disown him from
The Gord clan
deathtokoalas: The GORD shall cast a curse on his and
all of his decendants untill they ask their
forgivness to The GORD, which will not be granted
deathtokoalas: ahh faithful friends of The GORD
deathtokoalas: they shall be rewarded!!
deathtokoalas: with dooooom!!!
deathtokoalas: muahahah
deathtokoalas: The GORD is entertained
deathtokoalas: yo!! The GORD requests some freestyle
rappin' from the lesser named HDCA2
deathtokoalas: The
deathtokoalas: GORD!!!!!
deathtokoalas: demands of it
HDCA2: lol sry
HDCA2: hi
HDCA2: im sry GORD!!!
HDCA2: please 4give me
sweetnsourmonkey: HDCA2 should and will do as The GORD
says
HDCA2: i am stupid o sooo stupid please dont kill me
deathtokoalas: that is enevitable
HDCA2: i am soo sry GORD i must help sir naef now may
i leave
deathtokoalas: so you shall freestyle rap for The GORD
now and The GORD shall let u go on suffering in what u
call life
deathtokoalas: u may leave the prescense of The GORD
on the following conditions: you tell me what is
wrong with Sir naef (whoop whoop, home dog!!)
HDCA2: sir naef and his gf broke up
HDCA2: dont tell him i told u
sweetnsourmonkey: HELL YES
sweetnsourmonkey: o Great GORD this is wonderful news
deathtokoalas: The GORD demands to know who the
girlfriend was
deathtokoalas: was the girlfriend the lesser brittany
HDCA2: brittany
sweetnsourmonkey: were you informed of his recent girl
friend?
deathtokoalas: because if so The GORd is angered
sweetnsourmonkey: yes i suppose you were
HDCA2: im sry may i leave?
deathtokoalas: The Gord does not keep up with the live
of petty people The GORD has more important things
deathtokoalas: yes you may leave, The GORD is satisfied
HDCA2: thank u bye all
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deathtokoalas: u!! o silent one!! The GORD demands to
know your name
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sweetnsourmonkey: The GORD does not like games Sir
Macdaddy
deathtokoalas: The GORD is angered!!
Macdaddygerbs: what
deathtokoalas: The wrath of The GORD shall be unleased!
deathtokoalas: what is thee name?
Macdaddygerbs: kyle
deathtokoalas: hahahaha
deathtokoalas: The GORD is amused
deathtokoalas: u may stay
Macdaddygerbs: are you on crack?
deathtokoalas: The GORD may be on a little crack!!
Macdaddygerbs: what a surprise
deathtokoalas: or is it?!
deathtokoalas: ::The GORD laughs like a pirate::
sweetnsourmonkey: oh GORD i always have envyed your
pirate laugh
Macdaddygerbs: do you guys like elliott
deathtokoalas: ahahaha The GORD would like to know
where thee got the "name" macdaddygerbs
deathtokoalas: The GORD is amused, seeing as that name
remindes The GORD of some super hemerhoids
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deathtokoalas: AHAHAHA]
Macdaddygerbs: lol
Macdaddygerbs: ok
deathtokoalas: The GORD knew the lesser evil would
come back!!
deathtokoalas: they always do, for the wrath of
The GORD is unforgiving!!
SunspotJonz14: ur fuckin weird
Macdaddygerbs: are you seriously on crack
SunspotJonz14: ya!
Macdaddygerbs: lol
Macdaddygerbs: did i ask you elliott
deathtokoalas: The GORD replies with word
Macdaddygerbs: i think the gord can speak 4 him self
SunspotJonz14: wtf!
SunspotJonz14: ya
deathtokoalas: The GORD is angered!!
SunspotJonz14: wtf is a fuckin GORD
Macdaddygerbs: better yet the gord can go suck a dick
deathtokoalas: what make thee think The GORD has a
gender!!
deathtokoalas: The GORD is a super being that is above
the level of gender
SunspotJonz14: thats right gerbs!!
SunspotJonz14: u go suck a dick!!
deathtokoalas: The GORD demands to know what
an "elliot" is
Macdaddygerbs: ill tell you what a gord is its a faggot
deathtokoalas: The GORD is waiting for an answear!
deathtokoalas: The GORD is amused by the
intellectual level this "kyle" is at
deathtokoalas: look at his single slyable words!!
deathtokoalas: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
deathtokoalas: The GORD likes to laugh
Macdaddygerbs: well elliotts not gay if thats what you
want
deathtokoalas: so now there is more than one elliott?
SunspotJonz14: ya u spelled my name wrong
deathtokoalas: The GORD is confused
SunspotJonz14: gerble spelled it right
Macdaddygerbs: o my dab
deathtokoalas: or is it!!!
Macdaddygerbs: bad**
deathtokoalas: MUHAHAHAH The GORD wins!!
deathtokoalas: ah The GORD would pitty thee, but The
GORD does not care for pitty
Macdaddygerbs: the gord wins the panzy contest
SunspotJonz14: no gerble u spelled it right they
spelled it wrong
deathtokoalas: AH!!!
Macdaddygerbs: oic
SunspotJonz14: yaya
deathtokoalas: the "elliott" is begging to catch on
sweetnsourmonkey: GORD i have just gotten word that
SunspotJonz14: no weiner shits!
sweetnsourmonkey: Sir Geeves of peru would like you to
join him for a meal of man toast
Macdaddygerbs: the gord is begining to piss me off
deathtokoalas: as thee may have realized The GORD is
one entity but many entities at the same time!!
SunspotJonz14: y
deathtokoalas: ahh MAN TOAST
SunspotJonz14: yes
deathtokoalas: The GORD enjoys MAN TOAST
SunspotJonz14: hell ya
Macdaddygerbs: im shure you do you queer
deathtokoalas: The GORD cannot BE a queer
deathtokoalas: The GORD is many things
Macdaddygerbs: o my bad faggot
SunspotJonz14: QUEER
SunspotJonz14: fuck the gord!
Macdaddygerbs: lol
deathtokoalas: ah ladies ladies The GORD knows all,
theres no need to accuse The GORD of such accusations
that sometimes you think of yourselves
SunspotJonz14: fuck the gord!!!!
deathtokoalas: The GORD may not have pitty, but
The GORD understands
SunspotJonz14: hes a bitch HOMO
SunspotJonz14: lol
Macdaddygerbs: i think the gord needs to get his ass
kicked by his cuz
Macdaddygerbs: lol
deathtokoalas: The GORD is impressed with your
struggle to fight The GORD but the
limitations of the "elliott" are apparently visible
Macdaddygerbs: oooopp
Macdaddygerbs: sss
SunspotJonz14: LOL LOL LOL LOL
SunspotJonz14: hell ya i do
Macdaddygerbs: lol
deathtokoalas: The GORD , as being supreme ruler
of everything, demands that macdaddygerbs have
his "name" reconsidered. seeing as it
automatically
lowers thee Iq 20 points
SunspotJonz14: no dammit
Macdaddygerbs: i dont give a fuck what the gord thinks
deathtokoalas: although The GORD understands if
thee wants to remain ignorant
SunspotJonz14: ya!
SunspotJonz14: fuck the gord dammit
deathtokoalas: such knowledge would destroy such a
simple mind
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Macdaddygerbs: i think my fist could distroy your mind
deathtokoalas: The GORD feels that common comebacks
such as "fuck u" and "u suck " have ran out
SunspotJonz14: LOL
SunspotJonz14: ok gord...
deathtokoalas: seeing as The GORD has no such physical
limitations The
GORD could not possibly be hit by your fist
Macdaddygerbs: the gord is prob some geek wacking off
to gay porn
SunspotJonz14: LOL
SunspotJonz14: hell ya
deathtokoalas: The GORD is amused by you carbon based
lifeforms that, when faced with a more
superior being, rather than face defeat, they continue
to face their own stupidity
SunspotJonz14: wtf does that mean
deathtokoalas: exatly The GORD means, lesser being
deathtokoalas: one cannot be expected to understand
the working of The GORD
Macdaddygerbs: the gord cant get tha pussy
Macdaddygerbs: thats what it means
SunspotJonz14: LOL
deathtokoalas: The GORD once again amused by SUPER
hemerhoids, because he continues to believe the gord
is of his gender
deathtokoalas: The GORD should have expected such
narrowmindness from one who belives macdaddy is a
name, but The GORD tends to forget the tendencies of
lesser beings
Macdaddygerbs: right well i have one word of advice 4
the gord grow some balls
deathtokoalas: The GORD has been waiting for five
minutes now, The GORD is beginning
to belive that thee are close to the face of defeat
Macdaddygerbs: im not giveing up
deathtokoalas: seeing as The GORD does not have the
chromosone, The GORD cannot grow balls
deathtokoalas: The GORD is amused how thee has not
caught on to what The GORD is saying
deathtokoalas: The GORD is beginning to believe that
even while putting things in lame man's
term, thee still continue not to comprehend
SunspotJonz14: o
SunspotJonz14: gerble wheres the pic at?
deathtokoalas: The GORD senses that that "o"
Macdaddygerbs: im sending it
deathtokoalas: from elliot was a feeble atempt
to seem like he comprehends
Macdaddygerbs: its a big one so it takes a while
SunspotJonz14: ok
SunspotJonz14: god dammit its not "ELLIOT" its
" ELLIOTT"
deathtokoalas: The GORD is also amused by SUPER
hemerhoids slow internet connection that would cause
even a single multi-pixled picture to slow him down
deathtokoalas: The GORD does not care for the spelling
of the lesser being's name, it is irrelevent
SunspotJonz14: fuck off!!!!!
deathtokoalas: The GORD is sensing hostility in the
elliot SunspotJonz14: fuck you!!!! its ELLIOTT
Macdaddygerbs: wait earler you said you were on crack
but if you are not a gender thatn how were you smoking
deathtokoalas: one would expect a human to be a little
more composed, but then again, The GORD understands
that when faced with no defenses the human tends to
think with the brain stem and act without thinking
deathtokoalas: like a pitiful animal
SunspotJonz14: LOL yeah!
deathtokoalas: the gord said that he may have
been on crack
deathtokoalas: The GORD did not clarify
deathtokoalas: its is expected that you would jump
to such conclusions
Macdaddygerbs: yes but after that you said you were
SunspotJonz14: ya
deathtokoalas: its is not wonder why the media is
able to affect such impressionable younge poeple
deathtokoalas: The GORD never did clarify
Macdaddygerbs: ok
deathtokoalas: u anger the GORD
deathtokoalas: The GORD has been lied too
deathtokoalas: no matter
deathtokoalas: The GORD should not expect perfection in SUPER hemerhoids
SunspotJonz14: ok ....
SunspotJonz14: NO!!!!!!
deathtokoalas: the animal leashes out once again
SunspotJonz14: ITS TAKIN FOREVER GERBLE
Macdaddygerbs: i think the gord needs to stop sucking
on mommies tit
deathtokoalas: AH yes, The GORD remebers the
limitations of a 56k modem
SunspotJonz14: LOL
Macdaddygerbs: i know
Macdaddygerbs: its huge
SunspotJonz14: ITS NOT EVEN LOADING DUDE
deathtokoalas: The GORD is amused by the frustration
from the animal
Macdaddygerbs: and my dsl is down
SunspotJonz14: O
Macdaddygerbs: it is on mine
SunspotJonz14: LETS ALL SMOKE WEED TONIGHT
SunspotJonz14: O OK
deathtokoalas: ::The GORD laughs::
Macdaddygerbs: its on like 700 out of 900
SunspotJonz14: OK
deathtokoalas: ah weed, what a pitiful way to escape
from the harsh realities of the animal's life.
Macdaddygerbs: and im not frustrated
SunspotJonz14: LOL
SunspotJonz14: GERBS WATS THAT BONG CALLED? GTS?
Macdaddygerbs: i dont smoke weed read my profile dumb
ass
deathtokoalas: The GORD did not adress SUPER hemerhoids
Macdaddygerbs: yeah
Macdaddygerbs: not you elliott
SunspotJonz14: THATS WAT ITS CALLED?
SunspotJonz14: O
Macdaddygerbs: yeah
SunspotJonz14: OK
SunspotJonz14: I WANT ONE
Macdaddygerbs: lol
deathtokoalas: simple responses from simple beings
SunspotJonz14: WHERES THE GORD NOW U FUCKER!
deathtokoalas: The GORD enjoys this
Macdaddygerbs: when you come up ill show you how to
make one
deathtokoalas: The GORD still senses hostility.
the brain stem still must be the main functioning part of the animal right now
Macdaddygerbs: right
SunspotJonz14: OK KOOL O SHIT U MAKE EM?
SunspotJonz14: TIGHT
deathtokoalas: i gues the left lobe of the brain,
which controls all reasoning and thought, has failed
to work considering the damage reflected upon it
from all the peace the animal has been smoking
Macdaddygerbs: yeah
deathtokoalas: The GORD has silenced the animal
deathtokoalas: its amuses The GORD
deathtokoalas: SUPER hemerhoids are thee too, amused
by the animals limited thought process?
deathtokoalas: ah it doesn't matter
Macdaddygerbs: the gord needs to take his dick out of
daddys ass
deathtokoalas: Super hemerhoids opions are irrelevent
SunspotJonz14: lol
Macdaddygerbs: tell someone who cares
deathtokoalas: once again The GORD has taken notice
upon how SUPER hemerhoids has not caught on
to the fact, after about A WHOLE HOUR!!!, that The GORD is a girl
Macdaddygerbs: wonderful
deathtokoalas: The GORD has practically spelled it out
for SUPER hemerhoids
Macdaddygerbs: i couldnt care less
deathtokoalas: but he seems incapable of contiplating,
thus insulting The GORD with things
that would be offensive to the male, are
some what immune to the female
deathtokoalas: The GORD once again is impressed by the
ignorance of thee SUPER hemerhoid
deathtokoalas: as for the animal
deathtokoalas: hes been silenced for quiet some time
now
Macdaddygerbs: then y dont you get your bitch ass out
on the street corner and make some
Macdaddygerbs: money
Macdaddygerbs: you fucking dirty whore
deathtokoalas: ah now that hemerhoids has finally come
back, he fails to realize that The GORD is
amused by petty comebacks
SunspotJonz14: OK WATEVER SHIT BREATH
deathtokoalas: the intellectual atamosity is very
low and as for originality, there is none
Macdaddygerbs: at least i have come backs
deathtokoalas: The GORD seems to sense that SUPER
hemerhoids thinks that The GORD has not been
insulting him for the last hour
deathtokoalas: SUPER hemerhoids must be to inferior to
comprehend the insults that have been coming his way
Macdaddygerbs: thats because i know im smart
deathtokoalas: The intrigues The GORD
SunspotJonz14: OK KATIE
deathtokoalas: when one would not now when he is being
attacked, one could only imagine
deathtokoalas: wow u guessed my name
SunspotJonz14: YA
deathtokoalas: The GORD is amused
SunspotJonz14: I KNEW IT WAS U
deathtokoalas: The GORD is amused how, when the animal
knew that i was katie, if he knows who i am,
he did not come to the aid of super herhoids when i
insulted him by telling him that he didn't know i was a girl
SunspotJonz14: U DIDNT SAY THAT
deathtokoalas: the animal must be confused and lost
because The GORD has a distinct memory of
insulting super hemerhoids
deathtokoalas: or maybe, just maybe, once again thee
did not comprehend
Macdaddygerbs: go to hell you dirty whore
deathtokoalas: ah the attacks from SUPER hemerhoids
are rampant but feeble
deathtokoalas: The GORD did not begin the insults ,
but the animal did. The GORD should remind the animal that
he should not start fights he cannot finish
SunspotJonz14: WHOS THE "ANIMAL"
deathtokoalas: The GORD had no intention of coming
here to degrade thee, but The GORD must defend
supremacy
Macdaddygerbs: i can finish my fights
deathtokoalas: The GORD is amused that the animal does
not even recognize his name
SunspotJonz14: IM THE ANIMAL?
deathtokoalas: and The GORD also does not remember adressing
SUPER hemerhoids
deathtokoalas: ah yes, as i explained earlyer,
animal, u would know why The GORD named thee the animal
Macdaddygerbs: i dont care who the fuck ur
talking to il talk when i feel like it
SunspotJonz14: WTF I DONT UNDERSTAND
DAM,MIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deathtokoalas: but The GORD can clarify again if the animal is lost and in a sea of confusion
deathtokoalas: ah
deathtokoalas: finally
deathtokoalas: The GORD has won
SunspotJonz14: FUCK U
deathtokoalas: the animal has faced defeat
SunspotJonz14: NO U HAVENT
SunspotJonz14: NO NON NO
deathtokoalas: if only SUPER hemerhoids would comply
to, we all could end this
deathtokoalas: ah but yes
SunspotJonz14:
ONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
ONONOONONONONOONONO
deathtokoalas: u said you didn't understand
SunspotJonz14: NO I DIDNT
deathtokoalas: that was all The GORD asked of you
SunspotJonz14: I SAID i DONT UNDERSTAND
Macdaddygerbs: go check your tampon bitch
deathtokoalas: that is exactly what The GORD stated
what u said
SunspotJonz14: SunspotJonz14: WTF U DONT UNDERSTAND DAM,MIT!!!!
deathtokoalas: oh, The GORD understands
SunspotJonz14: YES!
deathtokoalas: The GORD has been explaining for
some time now
SunspotJonz14: YA
deathtokoalas: um The GORD feels that the animal
is confused in his thoughts
Macdaddygerbs: go suck a dick katie
deathtokoalas: SUPER hemerhoids seems jealous that he
has the inabilty to have women/men suck his dick
due to the STDs that are apparent on him
SunspotJonz14: U CAN SUCK MY DICK KATIE!
deathtokoalas: AH The GORD is amused that the animal
belives that his sexual organs used for reproduction
are actually able to be sucked,
Macdaddygerbs: i get my dick sucked all the time
SunspotJonz14: LOL
deathtokoalas: feeble attempts to make SUPER
hemerhoids sound anything of worthy time
SunspotJonz14: SUCK MY BIG DICK KATIE
deathtokoalas: the animal does not need to intrude
onto the conversation. The GORD has already showed
that The GORD is far more superior
deathtokoalas: ah yes the sweet sound of silence
amuses The GORD
Macdaddygerbs: katie is superior to shit
deathtokoalas: The GORD is reminded how long a mind
only capable of using the brain stem takes to think
deathtokoalas: of course The GORD is superior to shit
deathtokoalas: The GORD is superior to all
Macdaddygerbs: i think katie has some problmes
deathtokoalas: The GORD may have problems
Macdaddygerbs: yeah major ones
deathtokoalas: The GORD(amused by the way) seems to
like the fact that by taking given data
SUPER hemerhoid can make educated guesses
deathtokoalas: this skill was not expected of thee
Macdaddygerbs: whats your GPA?
SunspotJonz14: 49.00
SunspotJonz14: WATS UR GERBLE?
Macdaddygerbs: lol
deathtokoalas: GPA does not reflect the superiorty of
one, but the gord , sure that THE GORD's gpa is better than
superhemerhoids does not mind tell
him that it is well above the 4.0
Macdaddygerbs: are you thinking of a IQ
Macdaddygerbs: well mine is too
SunspotJonz14: LOL deathtokoalas: an iq of 4 would not allow me to function
or possibly learn to speak
deathtokoalas: so seeing as i have a 4.0,
it most likely that The GORD is not thinking of IQ
deathtokoalas: but seeing as SUPER hemerhoids can
take data and apply it, The GORD expects for SUPER
hemerhoids to be able to reach that conclusion
Macdaddygerbs: i was talking to elliott
deathtokoalas: but The GORD must learn not to expect
things of SUPER hemerhoids
Macdaddygerbs: he said 49.00
deathtokoalas: The GORD ignores the animal, he has
been defeated and is therefore not worth of
acknowledgement
deathtokoalas: The GORD will continue,, but The GORD
feels that SUPER hemerhoids is just to busy with
his preperation H to be convinced
SunspotJonz14: LOL
SunspotJonz14: NO I CANT LAUGH
Macdaddygerbs: i got to laugh at that one
deathtokoalas: ah, even the animal has come to The GORDS excellency
deathtokoalas: The GORD shall depart thee, for another
time perhaps, i may make time to convince SUPER hemerhoids
deathtokoalas: ove wa!
