Join the Hair Club For Men
The only thing he can steal, is Rogue's heart
Take Anger Management classes
Learn the word "fascinating"
Read the bible more
Successfully remove the stick from his ass
Get a Tan and wear less clothes
Say "Like" only 2 times a day
Remove the tissues from her bra
Find herself a man
Not be so horny
Attend Parent Counseling Seminars
Get some new gear
Beef up and start datin Fast Women
Shower daily
Two Words, Slim Fast
Be less of a Tom boy
Laugh with people instead of at them
Lend his accent to his movie version
Trim those pork chops
Find his purpose in life (and on the show)
Be the villain we all know and hate
