<Censors> ::give each other the thumbs up::
<Midvalley> ::hugs himself and hops out the door:: Holy *bleep* its *bleep*-ing freezing out here!! ::he looks around and sees a metal stair case leading to the first floor:: I hope Legato runs into Channing.........maybe they'll take each other out with their never before mentioned lightsabers. ::he starts to walk toward the stairs..but something small collides with his foot and he tumbles head first down the stairs:: SON OF A *bleep*!!!!!!
<Censors> ::confidently laugh while eating live mollusks::
<Midvalley>::lands face down in a patch of gravel. He mumbles more censored curses as he lays there. The object that tripped him is now clanging down the stairs. He sits up in time just for the object to break on his head:: WHAT THE *ble------------------------------------------------------eep!*:: Dirt falls down into his eyes as the green plant lays on his head. He rips it off in anger:: Who the hell has a damn plant sitting around staircases in a fucking police station!!!! ::blinks and looks at his own text. He smiles triumphantly seeing his uncensored obscenity::
<Censors> *bleep* we missed one!!
<MIdvalley>::Still smirking, throws the green herb into a near by oil drum and walks over to the door. He looks at the metal door knob::............. ::He looks around him and sees a thermometer. Wait no..sees the broken thermometer:: ...fack. ::He puts his hand in his sleeve and tries to open the door. The knob slips under the material:: DAMN IT!! ::He tries to open it over and over but to no avail. He then pulls his hand out of the sleeve and glares at the door:: Oooo this means WAR!!! ::He looks around once more.:: Hehehehe I've got it!! ::he picks up the oil drum:: YOU STUPID BASTARD DOOR YOUR ASS IS MINE!! ::He throws the oil drum at the door. It hits, then falls to the floor.....the door undented.:: -.- ::The oil drum makes a "blub" sound::: O.o? ::A puncture in the side of the drum starts to shoot oil soaking Midvalley:: >.< ::The spray stops only when he is completely covered in the substance. He wipes his face in disgust as the censors are put up to their toughest censoring yet. Midvalley kicks the oil drum. A new wave of oil gushes out:: Grrrrrrrrrr............. ::he reaches for the door knob but his oil coated hand slips over it:: Great. This is *bleep*ing wonderful! ::He leaves the door knob covered in oil and looks at the window next to the door that tightly boarded up.:: Well then..::He vacantly rubs his hands on his pants. And he backs away from the door still facing it. He inhales deeply:: WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO!!!! ::he runs at the door making it collapse under his weight. He falls into the room.:: Sonofa.. ::he gets up but his oil covered shoe slips and he crashes to the floor again. He cautiously gets to his feet gripping the wall and steadies himself. He looks around, but halts when his gaze meets the door.:: ............. ::he kicks it:: I threw an oil drum at you and you kept standing but I rammed you...::Shakes his head and slicks his oil soaked hair away from his eyes.:: Allllllright......::he walks over to the door on his right. He tries to turn the knob::
<White Letters> A heart is etched under the key hole.
<Midvalley> ..................::glances around:: Okay.. I need to find...............a bathroom... ::he walks away from the "heart door" and desperately starts to tear at the knob:: Open open open!! Please!!! I need to find the potty!! ::He awkwardly walks into an other section of the room he is in and steps into a small office with a safe in it:: ............. ::He walks over to the desk and wipes his hands off on some papers. Midvalley bends down toward the safe and spins the dial around:: I wonder what's in here? Well if they leave rubies laying around in the open the stuff in there will be worth a fortune!!!! ::he quickly places his ear against the safe and starts to decode its combination::This reminds me of high school when i use to steal the zippers off of kids coats and give them to my hamster so he could build a hydroelectronic toaster..Aha!!! ::the safe pops open as a greedy expression spreads over Midvalley face. In an instant his face faults and his eye twitches:: what ...the...::he reaches into the safe and pulls out shotgun shells and a map:: What's the big idea!!! These police men are idiots!!!!::he throws them back in and his full bladder reminds him of his potty quest. He squishes back to the "heart door".:: Ohhhh...man... this is oak............... ::bites his bottom lip as sweat rolls down his face. He starts to pound his fists on the door and it swings open:: O.O?! Yay!! ::He runs down a hallway which left side is lined with windows and hops down the stairs three at a time. When at he bottom he stops suddenly. A clicking sound echoes around the cement walls. Midvalley swallows hard and approaches the end of the narrow passage is in. He pokes his head around the corner and still hears the clicking. He swivels his head around and sees the origin of the noise.::
<Kitty> ::blinks at Midvalley as she takes her eyes and hands off her keyboard:: >^Oo^<? Mew?
<Midvalley> ::backs away and runs down the hall there he comes face to face with a big white sign:: Parking?! ::he rips the door open and runs in::
~To be continued~