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The Stars of Petting Zoo Rejects!

Name: Cecil

Species: Platypus

Likes: Women; beanbag chairs; rock music; spear fishing.

Dislikes: Bobo; people who make fun of him for watching Dawson’s Creek.

Bio: Cecil was born in Australia, but moved to Seattle when he was very young, hence his lack of an accent. His ultimate dream is to be seen in the newspaper every day. He originally attempted to do this by joining the NBA, but a freak accident involving his venomous spines and four members of the Cleveland Cavs forced him to turn to Plan B: take advantage of the fact that he is a slightly psychotic cartoon platypus and get into the funny pages!

Name: Bobo

Species: Manatee

Likes: Seaweed; eating; eating seaweed; sparkly objects.

Dislikes: Words he can’t pronounce.

Bio: Bobo isn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. However, his stupidity was what enabled Cecil to hire him for the act for next to nothing. His thick skull and even thicker layer of fat make him the ultimate slapstick comedian, and a great outlet for Cecil’s rage. Bobo was chosen out of 57 other auditions, including one who went on to do a comic called Marmaduke…….d’oh!

Name: Rufus

Species: Aardvark

Likes: Tetris; grapes; Beanie Babies.

Dislikes: Violence; people who mistake him for a vacuum cleaner.

Bio: Unlike Cecil and Bobo, Rufus has an actual job when he joins the cast. He had been working at the kelp farm for four years when he saw the ad that eventually brought him to stardom…sort of. While he obviously isn’t as lacking in intelligence as Bobo is, Rufus is quite gullible, which leaves him wide open for scams and pranks. He also tends to stick his nose into the others' business(no snout joke intended).