Skit's of the week.
Melanie
Fiona: Hello
Gatesy: Melanie!
Fiona: Hi
Tom: Did you pay rent today?
Gatesy: Yes Adam, all done
Fiona: Hey, how's the song writing going? You written any hits?
Gatesy: I think I might have a bit of a winner with this one
Fiona: Ohhh
Tom: Come on then
Gatesy: OK, remember, it's first draft. OK?
How will I tell him
How will he react
I'm so tired of keeping secrets
Tired of holding back
It's time to face the facts
I wanna sleep with my room mate's girlfriend
Sleep with my room mate's girlfriend
I wanna sleep with my room mate's girlfriend
Tom: Kev, are you talking about Melanie?
Gatesy: I knew you'd say that
Tom: You wanna sleep with my girlfriend, you just said those words.
Fiona: Hey Adam, I don't think the song's about me, is it?
Gatesy: You're jumping to conclusions. The song's not meant to me literal.
Fiona: See
Tom: Seems pretty clear to me that you want to sleep with Melanie.
Fiona: Adam
Gatesy: You're interpreting the song the wrong way.
Tom: Look, I know what I heard
Gatesy: Geez, you're paranoid. Look, listen to the music, alright.
Melanie Melanie
I want you smellin' me
Smellin' me smellin' me
Melanie
(Tom punches Gatesy)
Sleepover
Corinne: Ok, Ok, Ok. Lets play truth or dare.
Fiona: Ok, Hannah's turn first.
Corinne: Ok, ok, Hannah, truth or dare?
Cal: Um, Ok truth
Fiona: ooh I know, I know
Corinne: No, no, no, no I've got one. Hannah, have you ever kissed a boy?
Cal: I don't want to answer tthat one.
Corinne: You have to
Cal: Oh please I want to change it to dare.
Corinne & Fiona: Noooo
Fiona: It's too late
Cal: Ok so, at my last school there was this boy Toby Sheira. Who was really hot.
Corinne & Fiona: Ohhh
Cal: And all the girls liked him, but he really liked me. And so I asked him to the school disco. But he said he couldn't go because of indoor cricket, and I thought that was pretty lame, ans I thought I could change his mind. So I followed him home, and I watched him go upstairs. And then I crept up to his room after him. He was sitting at his desk. And I saw his cricket bat on the bed. So I picked it up and I started bashing him. Just over and over, and over, and over, and over, over again. And then, when he was lying on the ground all unconcious, he just looked so cute. I had to kiss him.
Fiona: Was he ok?
Cal: Yeah, he was alright, probabaly about a three out of ten. We didn't do tongues or anything.
Songie: It's Gonna Come Back On You.
Episode 2
Skit's of the week.
Helmet
Scod: Hey check this guy out, he's not even wearing a helmet.
(to bike rider) Wear a helmet mate! *Bang! Biker hits a parked car*
Scod and Gatesy run away.
Gilchrist
Gatesy: Man how good is Gilchrist
Scod: He's on fire
Gatesy: That, was a beautiful shot
Scod: He looks fantastic out there today
Gatesy: I know. I think he looks really good in pads. They really suit him.
Scod: What?
Gatesy: You know, pads. Don't you think he was a muscle-bound warrior?
Scod: Muscle-bound warrior?
Gatesy: Well, what I mean is that, I can just imagine him as a hollywood-style warrior in amovie, defending his homeland and ensuring a safe future for his wife and child.
Scod: That imaginary wife wouldn't happen to be you would it?
Gatesy: Yep. Yes it would.
Songie: Wedding
Episode 3
Skit's of the Week.
Bucks Night
Damian: Now before Trev gets here I just wanna go through the details of the bucks night.
Gatesy: Yeah
Damian: Now, it's going to be thirty bucks a head. - Gotta make your own way there.
Yon: Are there going to be strippers?
Gatesy: Gotta have strippers.
Scod: Essential
Yon: You can't have a bucks night without 'em.
Yon, Scod & Gatesy: Strippers, strippers, strippers, strippers, strippers, strippers.
Yon: So, are there going to be strippers?
Damian: Yeah, there'll be strippers
Yon: I can't go then
Gatesy: Neither can I
Scod: Sorry
Fashion Nazi
Tom: Nice shirt that
Scott: Yeah, how much is it?
Tom: That shirt, it's $189
Scott: 189, yeah it's nice.
Tom: Where are you going?
Scott: Hmm?
Tom: Are you leaving?
Scott: Ah..
Tom: Can't afford it ay? There's a goodwill clothing bin in the carpark if that's more to your budget.
Scott: (laughs)
Tom: You've come into the wrong shop haven't you? You're out of your league. You're floundering and flailing and thrashing your arms about, but you're drowning in a sea of highly priced mens apparrel. How much did you think a shirt like that would cost? Maybe fifty, seventy bucks.
Seventy bucks? You moron.
The shirts cost 190 bucks, yeah so on ya bike.
Songie: Credits
