OK, gender-unspecified dudes. I've had this site up for a long time. It's getting old and saggy and wrinkled. It's not even feisty enough to beat people with its cane anymore.

In other words, it's time for an overhaul. I'm going to remake this site from the code up. I don't know how long it'll be until I finish, due to Real Life and all that jazz. I also don't know yet what will be staying and what will be going. I don't know if it will even stay with this hosting company, or if it will go looking for greener pastures. I do know that when I am done, it will look different, smell different, and may even have pictures.

In the meantime, if you really want to read what's up here right now, go here for the frames version and here for the non-frames version.